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SO browsing through DA I see a lot of random anime guys and a few nice looking Disney men in these top 10 lists...but there is something wonderful about men who are so funky, awkward, ugly, gross, or otherwise that women don't usually want to touch with a 10 foot poll. These men are messed up but that's what makes you want to bone them. They are indeed Beauteous> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5KwSMka7pM
10- Dale Gribble: There is no denying that his weirdness comes off as endearing and lovable. He will suspect you of being a spy and back stab you at times but he's doing it for your own safety. He is a loyal friend and a great neighbor. But he has subjected his body to some weird experiments and he loves his job of killing things with deadly poisons. I wouldn't call Dale ugly but he is a creepy red neck, and he's always been lanky, frumpy and balding. This placing also goes out to Bill Dauterive, cause he's a nice lonely large man who is single ladies. Dale has a hot wife...so the ladies do have a thing for him...must not be that creepy in person.
9- Retro (from Dead Leaves): My last list had a lot of anime guys and I wanted to add a few more but there arn't a lot of odd anime guys I could think of, but then I remembered Retro. He's a great pervert and a awesome with guns. Hell if he didn't have a TV for a head I'd say he'd be perfect for the "Normal" Top Hottest guys list. But I love his hairyness and how he just doesn't give a fuck. Retro also stands in this place for EVERY CHARACTER in this movie who are all so hideously beautiful, and most certainly that guy with the Drill for a dick.
8- Patrick Star: I'm sure he's on a few lists around the net but mostly for cute factor. There are plenty human versions of him around the net and a few drawn out by the staff them selves. Those people know that he's not an attractive man. He loves filth, he eats everything, doesn't have a nose, and he's denser then a brick. What's not to love. If you love fat, dumb and filthy this is your man.
7- Serviceman (from Bobobo-bo-bobo): Ladies...if you've seen what's under his sheet, you can look past his odd appearance. Incredibly sexy.
6- The Red Guy (from Cow and Chicken): His original name was the devil, but he's all creep, jerk, and red. I'm surprised he's not on more hottest lists. He's amazingly hot...pun intended.
5- Black Pete (or just Pete): The Jerk of the Disney-verse. He's not always a villain or evil, but he's never nice. He's a rapist, an outlaw, a corrupt policeman, a drill sargent, a terrible neighbor, and seen here, Death. I'm cool with him voiced by Jim Cummins, but his better voices were his older voices where it really sounds like a man who drinks some hard liquor and smokes.
4- Wario: Another fat greedy jerk...seems to be a trend with me. Very opportunistic and selfish. You can be a hero so long as the pay is worth it. He farts atomic blasts, but rides a smoking hog. He's also gotten the ladies on many occasions. Shame he doesn't have a Princess Peach of his own yet...get on that Nintendo.
3- Ren Hoek: If there is ever a man who is incredibly ugly (to the point of looking like a mosquito) Ren is a man who started out cute and got hideous over time. I always liked Ren, and he is possibly the most rotten man in this list, with a terrible childhood too boot. His soul goal in life is to make other people hurt like he does. You better not upset him> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4YbO_1mvA . It's a bit hard to imagine what he'd look like as a human but I'd say he's a greasier, buggier Dale Gribble.
2- Murdoc Niccels: Now I'm sure there are people who have put him on their top hottest "normal" looking guy lists, but ladies...he's green, he's got fangs, a nasty broken nose, moobs, icky inconsistent hair in random places, terrible nails, butt zits, and the smells he'd give off would kill flies...but that's what's so wonderful about him. The fact he's the owner of a kick ass band is enough for you to want to fuck him, but like with Metalocalypse, you don't really need a bass player in a band (come to think of it Murderface should be in this list too). Watch this bit from the MTV cribs and tell that it doesn't gross you out and turn you on at the same time> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mL19xFGkIo ('This is me cutting an onion...')
1- Dr. Ivo # there ever a 2nd guess as to who's number 1? Here is my evidence> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syE7Q8KcdIc&feature=related I rest my case.
Yeah so I did another list rather then fill it was nice looking guys. Figure give the fugly ones some love....and I am stalling on doing my own work...I swear I'll get some nicer in soon...
SO browsing through DA I see a lot of random anime guys and a few nice looking Disney men in these top 10 lists...but there is something wonderful about men who are so funky, awkward, ugly, gross, or otherwise that women don't usually want to touch with a 10 foot poll. These men are messed up but that's what makes you want to bone them. They are indeed Beauteous> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5KwSMka7pM
10- Dale Gribble: There is no denying that his weirdness comes off as endearing and lovable. He will suspect you of being a spy and back stab you at times but he's doing it for your own safety. He is a loyal friend and a great neighbor. But he has subjected his body to some weird experiments and he loves his job of killing things with deadly poisons. I wouldn't call Dale ugly but he is a creepy red neck, and he's always been lanky, frumpy and balding. This placing also goes out to Bill Dauterive, cause he's a nice lonely large man who is single ladies. Dale has a hot wife...so the ladies do have a thing for him...must not be that creepy in person.
9- Retro (from Dead Leaves): My last list had a lot of anime guys and I wanted to add a few more but there arn't a lot of odd anime guys I could think of, but then I remembered Retro. He's a great pervert and a awesome with guns. Hell if he didn't have a TV for a head I'd say he'd be perfect for the "Normal" Top Hottest guys list. But I love his hairyness and how he just doesn't give a fuck. Retro also stands in this place for EVERY CHARACTER in this movie who are all so hideously beautiful, and most certainly that guy with the Drill for a dick.
8- Patrick Star: I'm sure he's on a few lists around the net but mostly for cute factor. There are plenty human versions of him around the net and a few drawn out by the staff them selves. Those people know that he's not an attractive man. He loves filth, he eats everything, doesn't have a nose, and he's denser then a brick. What's not to love. If you love fat, dumb and filthy this is your man.
7- Serviceman (from Bobobo-bo-bobo): Ladies...if you've seen what's under his sheet, you can look past his odd appearance. Incredibly sexy.
6- The Red Guy (from Cow and Chicken): His original name was the devil, but he's all creep, jerk, and red. I'm surprised he's not on more hottest lists. He's amazingly hot...pun intended.
5- Black Pete (or just Pete): The Jerk of the Disney-verse. He's not always a villain or evil, but he's never nice. He's a rapist, an outlaw, a corrupt policeman, a drill sargent, a terrible neighbor, and seen here, Death. I'm cool with him voiced by Jim Cummins, but his better voices were his older voices where it really sounds like a man who drinks some hard liquor and smokes.
4- Wario: Another fat greedy jerk...seems to be a trend with me. Very opportunistic and selfish. You can be a hero so long as the pay is worth it. He farts atomic blasts, but rides a smoking hog. He's also gotten the ladies on many occasions. Shame he doesn't have a Princess Peach of his own yet...get on that Nintendo.
3- Ren Hoek: If there is ever a man who is incredibly ugly (to the point of looking like a mosquito) Ren is a man who started out cute and got hideous over time. I always liked Ren, and he is possibly the most rotten man in this list, with a terrible childhood too boot. His soul goal in life is to make other people hurt like he does. You better not upset him> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4YbO_1mvA . It's a bit hard to imagine what he'd look like as a human but I'd say he's a greasier, buggier Dale Gribble.
2- Murdoc Niccels: Now I'm sure there are people who have put him on their top hottest "normal" looking guy lists, but ladies...he's green, he's got fangs, a nasty broken nose, moobs, icky inconsistent hair in random places, terrible nails, butt zits, and the smells he'd give off would kill flies...but that's what's so wonderful about him. The fact he's the owner of a kick ass band is enough for you to want to fuck him, but like with Metalocalypse, you don't really need a bass player in a band (come to think of it Murderface should be in this list too). Watch this bit from the MTV cribs and tell that it doesn't gross you out and turn you on at the same time> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mL19xFGkIo ('This is me cutting an onion...')
1- Dr. Ivo # there ever a 2nd guess as to who's number 1? Here is my evidence> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syE7Q8KcdIc&feature=related I rest my case.
Yeah so I did another list rather then fill it was nice looking guys. Figure give the fugly ones some love....and I am stalling on doing my own work...I swear I'll get some nicer in soon...
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