Pissy little skunk . . . and I don't care how tall he may be; he's still a little excuse.

Little indefinite, even.

Someone is riding for a fall, perched on a ten foot unicycle...

And it ain't Fifth.

DON'T YOU DARE, TALI!

(Tali looks innocent)

I feel like I'm missing something here. What is the point of Gawain forcing WW5 taking the crown, beyond making WW5 uncomfortable? Prevent him from returning to Elfhaime? Causing Elfhame to lose its "ruler"? (Obviously, he doesn't know about the Doe-Moot ) Make him Quality at the expense of the common people? (Yet, the populous are supportive of the Winterboughs)

If WW5 accepts the Crown, Gawain will have his head cut off for treason.

More or less correct; WW5 mentioned this in Sede Vacante when he initially realized that the Copper Crown was bequeathed to him, and he's mentioned it in a few contexts in this story. If he gets crowned, Gawain is going to do nasty things to him.

Well, he might TRY... I suspect that wouldn't really go well.

I seriously think that if WW5 went all Elfly and challenged Gawain to Take It Outside, he could beat the pissy little twerp.

I don't doubt it.

Well....Gawain has truly entered villain territory.

Damned close to Unseelie. Like I said, 10 foot high unicycle...

I wonder how this is going to play out after Gawain's inevitable fall.
After all violating the guest's rules under hospitality by consorting with and abetting the plans of two traitors to the crown* (Yes the crown itself and what it represents, /not/ fifth himself per se), Could be seen as an act of war against Westpocket, could it not?
I'm sure, at the very least, that someone's father is going to have some harsh words for a certain smug bastard.

* A certain pair of Roe deer, whom I suspect will not prosper and thrive after this adventure.