"while you were studying gay I was studying hand to hand combat. While you were off on adventures I learned how to tie spines into knots"

He was off doing the entire training montage from disney's Hercules lol

Ukki Blue the swimpanzee

Worse part is I had to research what those tight swimtrunks are called for photoreference and Now I don't remember what they were called D:

I think they were called "Jammers." Blue would DEFINITELY wear Jammers.

...Huh!
There was a relatively unknown tabletop game called Feng Shui, about time traveling kung fu warriors battling it out for control over the world.
I am quite fond of the game.
One of the factions were these anarchist cyborg monkeys determined to free the world from tyranny, law, and the very concept of magic.
Their group was called "The Jammers".

I've never heard of that game, but I didn't play a lot of table top games growing up unless you count classic board games like "Candy Land" (As an adult I am a big fan of Card based board games like Apples to Apples or CaH because they're easy to store. I got a fun one in a cryptid crate where you try to prove a cryptid's existence but also fuck over the other players attempts)

HOW FUCKING ON TOPIC that there were Anarchist Cyborg Monkeys determined to free the world from tyranny, law, and the very concept of magic and were called the Jammers!

LOOK.
You have no idea how long I have been restraining myself from mentioning the Jammers.
Just constantly thinking "Hey, you know how Specter is generally just out to harmlessly conquer the world? What if he was face-to-face with an ape who also meant well except things went HORRIBLY WRONG? What if Specter, who is a very pretty boy ape who has access to the Peak Point Helmet technology, was captured by Furious George, an ape-supremecist who canonically likes pretty boy apes and would be very interested in the Peak Point Helmet project, got his big cyborg hands on Specter? What would Specter do if he was confronted by what is essentially the worst possible version of himself? A version who was interested in him and had hundreds of cyborg apes at his command and found Specter's powers and protests 'Adorable'? What if Pink, Pipotchi and Specter were in real danger from an ape who is not taking their refusal as any real obstacle to claiming them as his own?"
And then you just bust out the word "Jammers" on me.
I'm not made of stone!