Today is the real Arty’s 50th birthday, so I figured I might as well upload this glamour shot from a few years back.

Arty leans into his false bravado and camps up the divaness as part of his stage persona. The real Arty is more laid back and subdued, but I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t still a campy diva. Word on the grapevine is that his fans have self dubbed themselves the “Arty-stans” .