"Beloved, I know you may not be the strongest, the tallest, or even the mightiest of your species. You might not even be the brightest, swiftest or most noble either. And yes, among my people those traits are usually the most regarded, so many may look down upon our union. But that doesn't matter to me. Your kindness, affection, and constant compliments of my appearance are things I have been lacking from most suitors. There is something in you that truly warms my heart, that is what matters to me most.

"Upon this union, I promise to be sworn only to you. I will protect you from all threats and love you with all my heart. From this day hence, we are joined in matrimony.

"Now, it is time for what your kind calls the 'honeymoon'. If it involves what many have told me, then I should warn you: there's a chance you'll be a little bruised by the end."

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