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Heh. <.=.<
If I had known you were a fan of cheesy pickup lines, I would have tried them on you when I first met you...
C'est la vie, moi cherie.
...
You must be a fan of Baseball, too, because I love the twins!!
Sorry madam, I'm from the Customs office, we have it on good authority you're trying to smuggle some Cantaloupes, we'll have to strip search you.
Hey, weren't you in that one Girls Gone Wild video? (lol)
What's your sign? I'm thinking Gemini, because, you know... Twins. (Lame, pfft)
That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it? x3
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them. (zing!)
Man my hands are cold... can I warm them in your shirt?
Do your breasts have Allstate Insurance? [No, why?] Well, don't you want them in good hands?
What's easier, getting those into that bra, or getting them out of it? x3
Hey, I lost my mind, can I check for it in your bra?
I think we might be related, lemme check for the family birthmark on your chest.
That shirt HAS to go. But you can stay ;3
Did you get those from an alien? Because they are out of this WORLD! xD
<3 Much love, from big Blue ^.=.^
If I had known you were a fan of cheesy pickup lines, I would have tried them on you when I first met you...
C'est la vie, moi cherie.
...
You must be a fan of Baseball, too, because I love the twins!!
Sorry madam, I'm from the Customs office, we have it on good authority you're trying to smuggle some Cantaloupes, we'll have to strip search you.
Hey, weren't you in that one Girls Gone Wild video? (lol)
What's your sign? I'm thinking Gemini, because, you know... Twins. (Lame, pfft)
That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it? x3
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them. (zing!)
Man my hands are cold... can I warm them in your shirt?
Do your breasts have Allstate Insurance? [No, why?] Well, don't you want them in good hands?
What's easier, getting those into that bra, or getting them out of it? x3
Hey, I lost my mind, can I check for it in your bra?
I think we might be related, lemme check for the family birthmark on your chest.
That shirt HAS to go. But you can stay ;3
Did you get those from an alien? Because they are out of this WORLD! xD
<3 Much love, from big Blue ^.=.^
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