After seeing a piece my friend Ozzy commissioned for Fossil from the talented FluffBall - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4987165/ - a brainstorm of sorts struck. One that FluffBall was gracious enough to accept and continue upon.

Dr. Fossilier also known as "The Boney Man" knows the ins and outs of his trades of voodoo and hoodoo--even though there are things he's never tried--but he gets help from his friends on the other side.

And his friends have brought him a pair of clients they taken a liking to. He was more than happy to deal with the Cheshire and Calico after giving them a little scare: all theatrics and parlor tricks, he assures you...

...With his fine singing voice: an amazing feat considering he has no lower jaw, let alone lips. It was amazing how much he could decipher from the two with just some cards... and a pair of amorous voodoo dolls.

Now you, calico, are quite the lover I see,
And you treat all the ladies like royalty!
Your spirits are high,
Yet your luck's quite low...
You need a visit from Jurassic Beauties,
I'm telling you so!

Now you Cheshire man, I feel a delightful vibe,
You been been baking goods all your life!
Your goods have been loved by mothers and their daughters and many others.
And if you was married...
Your cakes would be loved by your wife!
And in your future, the you I sees,
Is the cat with the most famous of bakeries!

I'd swear, the man has the voice of Keith Davids... but besides that, it was a wondrous and magical song and we weren't turned into frogs, our souls given to Three Raptor Masks nor were Ozzy and I changed to look like one another...

Only a snake bite and a trip to the emergency room for me...... yay!


Maverik is Copyrighted MaveriKat

Ozzy is Copyrighted Ozzy Lotte
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ozzylotte/

Fossil, Kitti Belle, and Tyra are Copyrighted Fossil
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fossil/

Artwork is Copyrighted FluffBall
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fluffball/