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Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #36
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Chuong: That is good advice to take Leo, especially with your country dealing with immature trolls against Lizzo.
Zax: Don't get me started on Lizzo. Other than a certain acronym being used as insults against her, we also have Dunlop syndrome, Michelin mounds, Lizzo the Hippo, the list goes on. To top it off, some of these trolls vandalized her posters by replacing English with Huttese, a fictional language from the Star Wars universe, as a reference to Jabba the Hutt.
Chuong: Dunlop syndrome?
Juno: It is an immature term named after the British tire company where a fat person's midsection envelopes the belt or waist area. Dunlop syndrome is used like this for example: "His belly done lapped over the belt!"
Chuong: I don't know how long you Americans have to endure this Lizzo drama but I like how WBC chose to completely ignore Lizzo and focus more on what really matters to America: innovation, technology, Wildcat City's sister cities, health, family, etc. Just ignore Lizzo and let her trolls act like idiots on their own against her and her security team. Your justice system will take care of them.
Wrangler Wolf: I plan to let Lizzo and her trolls be. Not worth my time and energy to deal with unless it gets out of hand and becomes a danger to life around themselves. This year is Lizzo and our own fans of Steeve. Next year, Leonce should be well-prepared against potential immature fans of Steeve during the Olympics.
Marshall: I don't know Huttese, but I've seen these trolls in downtown Houston write graffiti in what appears to be insults against Lizzo in Huttese. Their police department is working on that case. Chicago is worse since it's basically taken over by immature Ho You Fat fans who just really want to ruin Lizzo's day there when she visits that city. Like Houston, Chicago's police have to deal with numerous cases of graffiti. I wonder if Avenger can read Huttese?
Chuong: It's a fictional language so I don't know but you Americans are on your own on this. If you can stop this without making your people feel like they have to do what Leo wants or says about their lifestyles, that's good.
Zax: Don't get me started on Lizzo. Other than a certain acronym being used as insults against her, we also have Dunlop syndrome, Michelin mounds, Lizzo the Hippo, the list goes on. To top it off, some of these trolls vandalized her posters by replacing English with Huttese, a fictional language from the Star Wars universe, as a reference to Jabba the Hutt.
Chuong: Dunlop syndrome?
Juno: It is an immature term named after the British tire company where a fat person's midsection envelopes the belt or waist area. Dunlop syndrome is used like this for example: "His belly done lapped over the belt!"
Chuong: I don't know how long you Americans have to endure this Lizzo drama but I like how WBC chose to completely ignore Lizzo and focus more on what really matters to America: innovation, technology, Wildcat City's sister cities, health, family, etc. Just ignore Lizzo and let her trolls act like idiots on their own against her and her security team. Your justice system will take care of them.
Wrangler Wolf: I plan to let Lizzo and her trolls be. Not worth my time and energy to deal with unless it gets out of hand and becomes a danger to life around themselves. This year is Lizzo and our own fans of Steeve. Next year, Leonce should be well-prepared against potential immature fans of Steeve during the Olympics.
Marshall: I don't know Huttese, but I've seen these trolls in downtown Houston write graffiti in what appears to be insults against Lizzo in Huttese. Their police department is working on that case. Chicago is worse since it's basically taken over by immature Ho You Fat fans who just really want to ruin Lizzo's day there when she visits that city. Like Houston, Chicago's police have to deal with numerous cases of graffiti. I wonder if Avenger can read Huttese?
Chuong: It's a fictional language so I don't know but you Americans are on your own on this. If you can stop this without making your people feel like they have to do what Leo wants or says about their lifestyles, that's good.
Avenger (Rat): I do not know Huttese and cannot read it, Marshall. But that may be a blessing in disguise. When my superpowers allowed me to learn all the languages of the world and speak them fluently, it only added one made-up language: Klingon. *in Klingon* Be strong; live long and prosper!
*He and Super C do the Vulcan hand salute.*
Super C: It's also worth nothing we Caticonians have always preferred classic Star Trek over Star Wars because a lot of us were turned off by Jabba the Hutt. This also explains why I was really disgusted with the character in Spaceballs known as Pizza the Hutt. But that's a different discussion for a different day.
*He and Super C do the Vulcan hand salute.*
Super C: It's also worth nothing we Caticonians have always preferred classic Star Trek over Star Wars because a lot of us were turned off by Jabba the Hutt. This also explains why I was really disgusted with the character in Spaceballs known as Pizza the Hutt. But that's a different discussion for a different day.
Zax: Eeeew I don't want to hear about Pizza the Hutt again!
Chuong: *To Avenger* You can also speak auxiliary languages such as Esperanto, even though auxiliary languages are rarely used.
Juno: I just want Lizzo to stop hogging all the media attention. She's gross. Even Kanye West thinks she's gross.
Mechayote: Plus a narcissist too.
Chuong: *To Avenger* You can also speak auxiliary languages such as Esperanto, even though auxiliary languages are rarely used.
Juno: I just want Lizzo to stop hogging all the media attention. She's gross. Even Kanye West thinks she's gross.
Mechayote: Plus a narcissist too.
Super C: *to Zax* Then nobody will mention the character ever again, even me. But yes; that's exactly how I felt. Now you know why I hated that movie. (I also went a full 9 years before I ever ate any kind of pizza again.)
Super Leo: When even Kayne West is saying Lizzo is gross, then we've really got a problem.
Super Leo: When even Kayne West is saying Lizzo is gross, then we've really got a problem.
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