It seemed Artyom had been gaming for quite a while at Sekiro: shadows die twice, getting absolutely dunked on by the second mini boss because Artyom can't seem to get the handle of parying
Of course, Artii comes in and 'helps' the poor wuffer by teasing the cutie, sooo fixated on the game that the durg gives him some good scratchy necks and belly rubs really throwing him off by the sound of his legs tearing at the rug.
Eventually it would not end soo well, as a certain tail blade pokes at wuffer's tail collar and the scaly claws grasp and gropes the wuffer's big ears, whispering
"lel, get good nub"
Ultimately, causing Artyom to nomf the unhelpful dragon and churn him into a nice quiet smooth pudgemate, "whew!"
Unfortunately, Artyom forgot about the prowess of necromancy, and in a few minutes the dragon reformed but unexpectedly inside the wuffer's gut.
Seems the wuff would've been fine for this outcome if it weren't for unruly durg's constant squirming and sloshing, making it hard to game as he was teased on the edge of his predish tendencies, resting his arms on top of the durg bulge trying to quell the annoying durg, "Dammit why did I have to nomf him REEEEE"
Now he was at his 212th death mark on the same enemy, as wuff let out annoyed growls, whenever he had a successful execution, the bulging durg would ruin his execution and parying, WHO MADE THIS GAME REEEEEE IM SOOO GONNA CHURN THEM TOOO AND YOU TOOO GRRRRR
"IO, I'M GAMING HERE DURG, NOW SHUSH AND BE A GUD PUDGEMATE"
As Artyom legs try to restrain his durg bulge and churn him for once to no avail, evidence by horns belch and tail collar on his leggy, hopefully Artyom can beat the mini boss
Or else they both be there for quite a long while, perhaps not buried in horns ^^;

Smh, honestly, Artii was trying to help
win game by not playing it <W>
Wuff brain too dumb to not understand it
That's why always grab wuff ears, easier to convey through feel
At least it says in 'Communication to Wolves for dummies 101'

Art by  Riolutiny
With a reference of mon ami  Hayde
Yes Sekiro fucked my ass up first level, how the hell do you play that shit,
Need some compound V or something