"d u wanna touch a stuffed puffwump?"

sOO its a local joke based sketch, where my husband unintentionally sounded like a kidnapper or a predator by simply pointing out a plushie-like decorations on the map for the upcoming easter like "haaave u seen those plushie puffwumps? I've seen them, you wanna go see them?" LIKE MAN im not getting candy from ur truck getoutahere