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Stuff Rathy Hates~Finale - The Last Airbender
Last one! Here I am at the last of the shittyness in this... whereever Ive been! lol, my slash was powerful enough to tear through the dimension but it wasnt quite enough of a death for this shit, Huttsy destroys the abomination by bellying through the dimensional wall entirely, revealing the way to GOOD games and movies! <3
Here's a version with no dimension debris and no energy surge on covering Huttser's belly - https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6729036/St.....hates12_ng.png
Anyway,
OH! MY! FUCKING! GOD!!! This is by far among the top 2 worst movies I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through! Those of you who saw it, no amount of psychological therapy is going to help, so spare yourself the effort. Those of you who didnt see, you lucky bastards. DONT see it! EVER! For any reason! If someone asks you to watch it with them, PUNCH them and then destroy the movie!!
First off, they couldnt pronounce the names right and couldnt say "avatar" right. That or Shamallamafuckingdingdong told them to say it the wrong way. The scenes jump sporadically. If you arent paying attention, 100% of the time, you wont know what the fuck is going on. The kid playing Aang has little to no emotion, he sure as hell isnt the happy, random, ADD kid from the cartoon. The stupid random preteen playing Kitara is a pussy, she couldnt do anything the entire movie but sit there looking like she would faint and/or break down into tears. The Sokka dude is a joke. And not one of the ones the real Sokka would say because this idiot acts like a clueless older brother instead of a dorky warrior jester like he's supposed to.
Appa gets hardly any screen time, it was pointless to even include him. You dont even fuckin hear Momo's name until they're at the Northern Water Tribe and its only in a random sentence. "Quiet, Momo" Oh, is that its name? Thanks for finally telling me, fucks!
Iroh has all his hair. And its long. And only 30% gray. Why?? Zuko also has all his hair and as we know, he's supposed to only have some on the top of his head as a ponytail!
The Bending is butchered. Instead of just raising an earth wall or using a water whip, they have to do like 10 second martial arts routines... WHYYYYYYY???? The visuals for the Bending are also pretty damn sloppy. Unacceptable. Oh oh, and, uh hehe, get this shit:
The firebenders CANNOT make their own fire.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME!? WTF!!!! They have to have torches and shit around whenever they do shit, so wow, if their arent any around theyre pretty screwed, arent they?? Good thing when they decide to go fight the water tribe they hurl flaming boulders everywhere to draw fire from! I think the waterbenders should have picked up right away that if they fuckin douse the flaming rocks, the battle would have been 10 seconds long.
So, the water tribe invasion. Sokka meets Yue and 10 seconds later, "I'll protect her!" "Good! =)" wow, yeah, entrust your fucking princess to the guy who got there 10 minutes ago!! Dont entrust her to a waterbender, oh no, give her to the boomerang guy, who can fight for shit I might add. Seriously, you see 2 seconds of Sokka action and thats it for the entire movie. Anyway... Zhao is a dumbass, kills the water spirit, Iroh gets mad and... OMG, HE CAN MAKE HIS OWN FIRE!? THIS IS SCARY, WE BETTER RUN! ITS NOT LIKE WE CAN MOOCH OFF HIS FIRE OR ANYTHING!! EEEEEK!! Serious, Zhao's soldiers get scared of Iroh's fire and run away... yeah, thats fire nation. Anyway, Yue becomes the moon, blah blah blah, so Aang can become a huge fish monster and pwn ships, right? 8D No, of course not! He stands there and raises a wave and then puts it back down. Wow, thats impressive. Thats total some srs avatar power. Dont mess with him.
ughh, one of the more major fuck-ups is the racial casting. Ok, its pretty damn obvious that the Avatar universe is basically a fictional, world-sized China. So, for most of the roles, they all should have been asian actors! Kitara and Sokka, dark skin, brown hair. You're lookin for eskimos, not white kids from L.A.!! Aang is CLEARLY supposed to be asian! Again, another white kid. The monks.... monk Gyatso is NOT black... I think the worst casting by far is the entire fire nation. All of them are like arab or indian or something. WHY would you cast the entire fire nation as indians?? In the cartoon, theyre white with brown hair. Gee, that almost sounds like a time when you SHOULD grab Americans instead of casting them as heroes of movies that have a racial background that isnt american!! The bitch who plays Azula doesnt even almost look menacing. She had to really try to smile at all at the end.
The final slap in the face comes when the fire lord, who we werent supposed to see yet, is talking about Sozin's Comet. "The comet will bestow upon us the power to make our own fire!" .... I hope someone shoves the entire screenplay up your ass and makes you choke on the film reel, Shamallamafuckingdingdong, you ruined the best thing to happen to Nick in a long ass time ever since they became a teen comedy drama central instead of the real Nickelodeon that it killed.
The dumbshit must have been awful damn proud to make sure his name was cleverly attached to the title.
Huttser ©
huttser_greywolf
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Rath_Raholand
*climbs into Huttsy's belly to heal from this abysmal shit* 8I
Here's a version with no dimension debris and no energy surge on covering Huttser's belly - https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6729036/St.....hates12_ng.png
Anyway,
OH! MY! FUCKING! GOD!!! This is by far among the top 2 worst movies I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through! Those of you who saw it, no amount of psychological therapy is going to help, so spare yourself the effort. Those of you who didnt see, you lucky bastards. DONT see it! EVER! For any reason! If someone asks you to watch it with them, PUNCH them and then destroy the movie!!
First off, they couldnt pronounce the names right and couldnt say "avatar" right. That or Shamallamafuckingdingdong told them to say it the wrong way. The scenes jump sporadically. If you arent paying attention, 100% of the time, you wont know what the fuck is going on. The kid playing Aang has little to no emotion, he sure as hell isnt the happy, random, ADD kid from the cartoon. The stupid random preteen playing Kitara is a pussy, she couldnt do anything the entire movie but sit there looking like she would faint and/or break down into tears. The Sokka dude is a joke. And not one of the ones the real Sokka would say because this idiot acts like a clueless older brother instead of a dorky warrior jester like he's supposed to.
Appa gets hardly any screen time, it was pointless to even include him. You dont even fuckin hear Momo's name until they're at the Northern Water Tribe and its only in a random sentence. "Quiet, Momo" Oh, is that its name? Thanks for finally telling me, fucks!
Iroh has all his hair. And its long. And only 30% gray. Why?? Zuko also has all his hair and as we know, he's supposed to only have some on the top of his head as a ponytail!
The Bending is butchered. Instead of just raising an earth wall or using a water whip, they have to do like 10 second martial arts routines... WHYYYYYYY???? The visuals for the Bending are also pretty damn sloppy. Unacceptable. Oh oh, and, uh hehe, get this shit:
The firebenders CANNOT make their own fire.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME!? WTF!!!! They have to have torches and shit around whenever they do shit, so wow, if their arent any around theyre pretty screwed, arent they?? Good thing when they decide to go fight the water tribe they hurl flaming boulders everywhere to draw fire from! I think the waterbenders should have picked up right away that if they fuckin douse the flaming rocks, the battle would have been 10 seconds long.
So, the water tribe invasion. Sokka meets Yue and 10 seconds later, "I'll protect her!" "Good! =)" wow, yeah, entrust your fucking princess to the guy who got there 10 minutes ago!! Dont entrust her to a waterbender, oh no, give her to the boomerang guy, who can fight for shit I might add. Seriously, you see 2 seconds of Sokka action and thats it for the entire movie. Anyway... Zhao is a dumbass, kills the water spirit, Iroh gets mad and... OMG, HE CAN MAKE HIS OWN FIRE!? THIS IS SCARY, WE BETTER RUN! ITS NOT LIKE WE CAN MOOCH OFF HIS FIRE OR ANYTHING!! EEEEEK!! Serious, Zhao's soldiers get scared of Iroh's fire and run away... yeah, thats fire nation. Anyway, Yue becomes the moon, blah blah blah, so Aang can become a huge fish monster and pwn ships, right? 8D No, of course not! He stands there and raises a wave and then puts it back down. Wow, thats impressive. Thats total some srs avatar power. Dont mess with him.
ughh, one of the more major fuck-ups is the racial casting. Ok, its pretty damn obvious that the Avatar universe is basically a fictional, world-sized China. So, for most of the roles, they all should have been asian actors! Kitara and Sokka, dark skin, brown hair. You're lookin for eskimos, not white kids from L.A.!! Aang is CLEARLY supposed to be asian! Again, another white kid. The monks.... monk Gyatso is NOT black... I think the worst casting by far is the entire fire nation. All of them are like arab or indian or something. WHY would you cast the entire fire nation as indians?? In the cartoon, theyre white with brown hair. Gee, that almost sounds like a time when you SHOULD grab Americans instead of casting them as heroes of movies that have a racial background that isnt american!! The bitch who plays Azula doesnt even almost look menacing. She had to really try to smile at all at the end.
The final slap in the face comes when the fire lord, who we werent supposed to see yet, is talking about Sozin's Comet. "The comet will bestow upon us the power to make our own fire!" .... I hope someone shoves the entire screenplay up your ass and makes you choke on the film reel, Shamallamafuckingdingdong, you ruined the best thing to happen to Nick in a long ass time ever since they became a teen comedy drama central instead of the real Nickelodeon that it killed.
The dumbshit must have been awful damn proud to make sure his name was cleverly attached to the title.
Huttser ©
huttser_greywolfArtwork ©
Rath_Raholand*climbs into Huttsy's belly to heal from this abysmal shit* 8I
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I'm not a fan on the series, and yet the trailers for the movie set off all kinds of "this is gonna suck" warnings. Hell, just by the early news that it was directed by Shyamalan made me think he's gonna put it a mandatory twist ending, like Aang (or "Ung") being the long-lost brother of Zuko or something.
What's funny is that you only covered about half of what was wrong with it lol
"We've started a rebellion!" WHERE? WHEN? WHO IS IN THIS APPARENT REBELLION?
Kyoshi Warriors... Um yeah, where are they?
The entire plot was: Find Aang, Aang gets captured, Aang is rescued, Aang gets captured, Aang gets rescued, Aang gets captured, Aang gets rescued, Aang makes a big tidal wave thing.
The actors' appearances were the least of my concerns. I don't really care that the people of the fire nation were indian/pakistani. What really matters is the quality of the story and the acting. There was no story and the acting was terrible. The entire film was completely rushed.
The musical score sounded like a blend between a poor-man's star wars and a generic rip-off of every fantasy film made in the past decade.
Also, I think Aang made contact with Roku in the first season, and all they included of him in the movie was a statue. Oh yeah, and they completely butchered the scene at second Air Temple.
"We've started a rebellion!" WHERE? WHEN? WHO IS IN THIS APPARENT REBELLION?
Kyoshi Warriors... Um yeah, where are they?
The entire plot was: Find Aang, Aang gets captured, Aang is rescued, Aang gets captured, Aang gets rescued, Aang gets captured, Aang gets rescued, Aang makes a big tidal wave thing.
The actors' appearances were the least of my concerns. I don't really care that the people of the fire nation were indian/pakistani. What really matters is the quality of the story and the acting. There was no story and the acting was terrible. The entire film was completely rushed.
The musical score sounded like a blend between a poor-man's star wars and a generic rip-off of every fantasy film made in the past decade.
Also, I think Aang made contact with Roku in the first season, and all they included of him in the movie was a statue. Oh yeah, and they completely butchered the scene at second Air Temple.
Well, it's essentially a supercompressed version of the show right?
I never watched the original production of the show, so I assume it goes like this.
People read amazing book.
People see movie is going to be made about book.
Book is turned into movie.
Parts are cut out, story is compressed to fit into time window.
People are pissed that it isn't the same as they wanted/expected it to be.
People disown the movie because it isn't perfect.
People find out it's done by "insert director here" and get more pissed off, dooming the movie forever, never looking at it for its possible merits, instead looking only at its flaws.
That is why I like it.
I seen very few flaws. And all of those were based on what I knew about from the series that they got wrong.
I never watched the original production of the show, so I assume it goes like this.
People read amazing book.
People see movie is going to be made about book.
Book is turned into movie.
Parts are cut out, story is compressed to fit into time window.
People are pissed that it isn't the same as they wanted/expected it to be.
People disown the movie because it isn't perfect.
People find out it's done by "insert director here" and get more pissed off, dooming the movie forever, never looking at it for its possible merits, instead looking only at its flaws.
That is why I like it.
I seen very few flaws. And all of those were based on what I knew about from the series that they got wrong.
This one I ACTUALLY agree with. It's just like the DBZ movie. The anime/show was amazing, the movies.. terrible.. There weren't even the Kyoshi warriors. And the movie ended at the battle at the northern water tribe. What happened to taking away the fire lord's bending?
It's a good thing you decided to spare FA :p I'm sure that had you wanted enough, you'd have made a rant long enough it would have broken the internet space-time continuum :p
Seriously, I agree completely and utterly with all you've said. I mean, you cram like 20 hours of a series with character development, an awesome story, and an absolutely kick-ass re-imagination of the elements into a single 2-hour movie, and you seriously expect people to like it? Seriously, someone needs to die for this.
Seriously, I agree completely and utterly with all you've said. I mean, you cram like 20 hours of a series with character development, an awesome story, and an absolutely kick-ass re-imagination of the elements into a single 2-hour movie, and you seriously expect people to like it? Seriously, someone needs to die for this.
From the beginning, the concept of making a movie out of a more-than-60-hours-long comic is laughable. Three movies, one per season wouldn't have been enough, and 2 for each would have been too long.
As for the director, I don't know what his past credentals are, but I know he deserves something awful for how he raped every single Aang fan in the world. Something involving a lot of pain.
As for firebenders not making their own fire, I don't think it's too stupid. After all, earthbenders can't bend if there's no earth, nor can waterbenders bend if there's no water. And airbending is defensive anyways, so there's not much they cold have done :p
No, what seriously pissed me off was the 5 minutes of breakdancing before something lousy and lame happened. If it really took 5 minutes to make a single element attack, the benders would have gone extinct because archers would have shot them full of arrows in the face before they could bend.
Fucking crappy movie
As for the director, I don't know what his past credentals are, but I know he deserves something awful for how he raped every single Aang fan in the world. Something involving a lot of pain.
As for firebenders not making their own fire, I don't think it's too stupid. After all, earthbenders can't bend if there's no earth, nor can waterbenders bend if there's no water. And airbending is defensive anyways, so there's not much they cold have done :p
No, what seriously pissed me off was the 5 minutes of breakdancing before something lousy and lame happened. If it really took 5 minutes to make a single element attack, the benders would have gone extinct because archers would have shot them full of arrows in the face before they could bend.
Fucking crappy movie
Yes, thats true, but you dont fuck with canons if it isnt yours to mess with. The fiebenders were always able to make their own fire, even the kids, so making it so they suddenly cant is lame. If it was to try to make them all even, no, it didnt work. The Fire Nation was always in the better position.
Man, hundreds of people have fucked with canon that wasn't theirs to fuck up Shyamalama was just the latest one of them :p
As for firebenders, I think the only thing that gave them superiority was the fact firebending was almost instinctual, when you're angry firebending comes out the wazoo. It's just not like that for any other bending style.
As for firebenders, I think the only thing that gave them superiority was the fact firebending was almost instinctual, when you're angry firebending comes out the wazoo. It's just not like that for any other bending style.
watched and loved the series if I really want to see a butchered version I want to laugh so to any one with the prospects of seeing this movie i will kindly give a gentle smack to the cheek and then point them in the direction of avatar the abridged series.
KUNG FU ACTION JESUS! YAAAH!
KUNG FU ACTION JESUS! YAAAH!
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