"Erm.... I don't recall this in the cargo manifest...."

"What are you doing in my private quarter?"

"-Gasp- I, I.... I thought this was the cargo bay! But.... this, ummm.... thing...."

"-Sigh- A rookie, eh? Your coworkers are pranking you. What you see in front of you is me, what I am behind this puppet. Follow me, or rather, my puppet, and I'll show you the real cargo bay."

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Something based on a rather odd dream I had last night.