Translation:

Uranium: ...I don't like the fact that they called us so early... Maybe something very serious has happened?

Polonium: It is quite possible that some kind of intruder has appeared... or these are the tricks of Fluorine again. In any case, if it was some trifle, they wouldn't have called us.

Uranium: Is that...

Polonium: HYDROGEN!!! Did you really thought this would work for the hundredth time?!?!?!
Stop trying to join us! You can't just pretend to be metal by wearing a darn helmet!!!!