I - "Uhhh...I don't usually date clients..."

R - "I don't usually simp for English girls"


It wasn't unheard of for clients to try pushing their affections onto her; something she'd usually make very clear they were never to try again on pain of death.
But then again, not many of them were tall, fit & ginger. Those are her favourite flowers too...and I guess her accent's a LITTLE cute...


I - "...Would you like to get a coffee sometime?"