Me and my best friend, Lucky live together in a small apartment down the road from where I work. He means well and all, but sometimes I wish he'd clean up after himself more often... and also pay attention. See while I was vacuuming, I had stumbled over the dumb cable to the vacuum and what do you know, my luck just never ceases to fail me. My snout gets stuffed in the exhaust and whoopdie doo, I'm expanding like a dumb dog balloon. Now this would be fine if he was paying attention, because then he could just turn the damn thing off and get me out. But no, he was focused on watching dumb cartoons on Nickelodeon, as usual. So I had inflated for over an hour before he finally noticed, and all this cat says is "Oh, cool haha." And then unplugged the vacuum. And even then he just took his daily cat nap on me! Once he woke up, I had already deflated to half my size before he helped getting the rest out of me. And while yeah, it was humiliating, and I would have preferred his help sooner... I still appreciate him. He means well, and tries helping me out on the daily.