Why hello, I'm here to apply to be one of hell's minions. Imma husky so clearly I am perfect for the role as I drive my humans insane by howling at all hours of the night, shed on everything, have a constant need for exercise, and chew up everything of value. I expect to be paid in large quanties of food and pets whenever I demand them

Do you also pee on furniture?

Not on furniture, but be careful next time you put on your boots