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How I hate those goody-goodies
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 800 x 1012px
File Size 339.2 kB
My favorite part is how the game-play for this beautiful creation is just as surreal as the MS-paint movies and voice acting. It's like wolfenstein 3-d except You beat giant spiders, giant Orcs, dragons, and Frankenstein monsters, senseless; often in just a single hit or two with incredibly fast punches.
The icing on the cake is that this is it's actually marketed as an EDUCATIONAL game. Educational meaning that apparently you fix grammar mistakes in what's basically load screen for 5 minutes, then continue to play "pre-teen chuck norris's monster punchout" for the other 45 minutes XD
The icing on the cake is that this is it's actually marketed as an EDUCATIONAL game. Educational meaning that apparently you fix grammar mistakes in what's basically load screen for 5 minutes, then continue to play "pre-teen chuck norris's monster punchout" for the other 45 minutes XD
Yeah, as far as Educational games go, it's pretty lackluster. I was one of those weird kids that actually enjoyed playing educational games like Jumpstart and Cluefinders, and looking at this one, while I'd certainly have fun stomping spiders and slaying goblins, the educational segments seem pretty forced in. It's like they were making a DOOM clone from the start and then decided to go Reader Rabbit on it in the hopes of reaching more audiences.
When you make a mediocre game, the best you can hope for is being named a "cult classic".
When you make a mediocre game, the best you can hope for is being named a "cult classic".
MEANWHILE, IN SUNNY RANDOMNESS LAND, IGNATIUS MORTIMER MEEN CATCHES ANOTHER BOOKWORM!
Meen: Retreat into your formerly established cubicle of imprisonment, you empty-handed bibliophile.
Fear not! I am most confident you will subsequently achieve liberation once more from my possession in the arbitrary proximation of one century.
*maniacal convulsions of depraved laughter*
Wait, did I really just say that?
Meen: Retreat into your formerly established cubicle of imprisonment, you empty-handed bibliophile.
Fear not! I am most confident you will subsequently achieve liberation once more from my possession in the arbitrary proximation of one century.
*maniacal convulsions of depraved laughter*
Wait, did I really just say that?
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