You ever get one of those clingy sort of fans who pester you about everything as though they think you have no life, and that you require their attention to subsist in the universe as though it's their lifelong purpose, and any and all attempts to ignore them make them weaponize empathy and think that nobody likes them and, by all morality's sake, you just can't bring yourself to unfriend them? Skipper kinda has one of those in Choober, the Canalian Lefchu (a fakemon by yours truly).

Do yourselves a favor. Shake 'em off your tail. Give them no choice but to learn to better conduct themselves, or suffer eternal obscurity.