Loaf-class battleship USS Fluffington Post (BB-67)

USS Fluffington Post (BB-67)
Namesake: It's immense fluff
Ordered: 3 January 1940
Laid down: 24 February 1941
Launched: 25 April 1941 (Since all they did was put guns on a fox loaf)
Shipyard: Portsmouth Naval Shipyard
Home port: New Orleans, Louisiana
Sponsored by Richfurd Vixon
Commissioned: 18 November 1942
Identification hull number: BB-67
Motto: "Protected by thy fluff"
Nickname: "Big Mother Fluffer"

General characteristics
Class and type: Loaf-class battleship
Displacement 57,540 long tons (58,460 t) (full load)
Length: 887 ft 3 in (270.4 m) (o/a)
Beam: 108 ft 2 in (33 m)
Draft: 37 ft 9 in (11.5 m)
Installed power
Depends on the amount of snacks and love given
Approximate : 212,000 shp (158,000 kW)
Propulsion
2 × Back legs
2 × Front legs
# knots (83.4 mph)
Range: 71,000 nmi (81,705 mph)
Complement: 32 officers, 553 enlisted men
Sensors and
processing systems
1 × SK-2 early-warning radar
1 × SG surface-search radars
1 × Mk-8 fire-control radars
1 × Mk-12 fire-control radars
1 × Mk-22 height-finder radars
1 × Mk-27 fire-control radar
Armament
3 × triple 16 in (406 mm) guns
8 × twin 5 in (127 mm) DP guns
6 × quadruple 40 mm (1.6 in) AA guns
Armor (Fur)
Head: 12.4 inch
Body: 156.9 inch

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