The next chapter of my epic fantasy fan story about setting and characters of
0laffson
“Are we there yet?”
“No.”
“Are we there yet?”
“No!”
“Are we there yet?”
“NO!!!”
“Are we there yet?”
“FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING REFERENCES!!!”
(This is also a reference - to WH40K parody series “If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device”)
So...
TREMBLE! KNEE! BEHOLD!
SURPRISE, OLAFF, I HAVE RETURNED TO CAPTURE YOUR SOUL!
Because the greatest story I’ve ever made (to be fair, it’s the greatest because it’s the only one I’ve developed so far) IS BACK!
THE RETURN... OF THE KING!
Yes, since both you and me are LoTR fans this is another reference. I need MOAR references, you get it?
...you still remember me, right? Right?..
(It was a meme reference!)
Well, even if you do not, you must remember queen Nirai. And king Arashir. Please?..
I’m very excited and a bit in doubt. Is it relevant? Are you still interested
in the story? It’s been around three years since I became too busy and stressed to continue. For, you know, obvious global reasons. I know that you have been busy too. I secretly hope that you didn’t have enough time to work with this time period of your universe. I know that you haven’t continued your comic yet. So I guess it is 1:1 - you haven’t done story and so did I.
If it is fine for you, and my worries have no reason, I suggest you to read the story from the prologue. I’ve done some edits to all chapters. And I’m sure you would like to refresh you memories. And I’ve added the description of references to each chapter!
Let me know what you think about the new chapter! I love your walls of lore and huge comments when they happen, so I’d be very glad to hear everything. Every. Fucking. Bit.
And are you still active on Discord? I don’t trust tagging and FA notes, so I’d like to chat there.
Well, it’s a surprise not because only of my return but because of the content of this new chapter. It’s a teaser of direction of future chapters, honestly. And I have great plans for this part of story. It’s fully developed as an idea and a plan, I just need to write a whole text. And this time I promise - I won’t disappear. I’m confident to finish the novel in a year or two - you can’t even imagine how HUGE this story must be! And regular updates! And more silly scribbles making fun of the plot!
Since I followed you to FA from Deviant, I think that this time not only you, but many your other fans and followers would like to read this story. I mean, I’m happy to write the story for you, but I’m sure that other people would enjoy it too. And since I don’t trust tagging and it tags only certain persons, may I ask you to mention me in some of your future posts from time to time? When updates are released. I hope I don’t ask too much.
At last, I must mention that I had lots of sources of inspiration for this story over my three years of non-existence. Mostly from history, culture and literature. Would you like me to explain in these submission descriptions some of the references I use? Mine are mostly from XIX-XX centuries while I know that you’re keen on much more earlier times. I’ve already attached references to all first three chapters (so it is another reason for you to check them), but do you want to see more?
Did I say “references” again? Well... FUCK ME AND MY FUCKING REFERENCES!
0laffson“Are we there yet?”
“No.”
“Are we there yet?”
“No!”
“Are we there yet?”
“NO!!!”
“Are we there yet?”
“FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING REFERENCES!!!”
(This is also a reference - to WH40K parody series “If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device”)
So...
TREMBLE! KNEE! BEHOLD!
SURPRISE, OLAFF, I HAVE RETURNED TO CAPTURE YOUR SOUL!
Because the greatest story I’ve ever made (to be fair, it’s the greatest because it’s the only one I’ve developed so far) IS BACK!
THE RETURN... OF THE KING!
Yes, since both you and me are LoTR fans this is another reference. I need MOAR references, you get it?
...you still remember me, right? Right?..
(It was a meme reference!)
Well, even if you do not, you must remember queen Nirai. And king Arashir. Please?..
I’m very excited and a bit in doubt. Is it relevant? Are you still interested
in the story? It’s been around three years since I became too busy and stressed to continue. For, you know, obvious global reasons. I know that you have been busy too. I secretly hope that you didn’t have enough time to work with this time period of your universe. I know that you haven’t continued your comic yet. So I guess it is 1:1 - you haven’t done story and so did I.
If it is fine for you, and my worries have no reason, I suggest you to read the story from the prologue. I’ve done some edits to all chapters. And I’m sure you would like to refresh you memories. And I’ve added the description of references to each chapter!
Let me know what you think about the new chapter! I love your walls of lore and huge comments when they happen, so I’d be very glad to hear everything. Every. Fucking. Bit.
And are you still active on Discord? I don’t trust tagging and FA notes, so I’d like to chat there.
Well, it’s a surprise not because only of my return but because of the content of this new chapter. It’s a teaser of direction of future chapters, honestly. And I have great plans for this part of story. It’s fully developed as an idea and a plan, I just need to write a whole text. And this time I promise - I won’t disappear. I’m confident to finish the novel in a year or two - you can’t even imagine how HUGE this story must be! And regular updates! And more silly scribbles making fun of the plot!
Since I followed you to FA from Deviant, I think that this time not only you, but many your other fans and followers would like to read this story. I mean, I’m happy to write the story for you, but I’m sure that other people would enjoy it too. And since I don’t trust tagging and it tags only certain persons, may I ask you to mention me in some of your future posts from time to time? When updates are released. I hope I don’t ask too much.
At last, I must mention that I had lots of sources of inspiration for this story over my three years of non-existence. Mostly from history, culture and literature. Would you like me to explain in these submission descriptions some of the references I use? Mine are mostly from XIX-XX centuries while I know that you’re keen on much more earlier times. I’ve already attached references to all first three chapters (so it is another reason for you to check them), but do you want to see more?
Did I say “references” again? Well... FUCK ME AND MY FUCKING REFERENCES!
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