Earlier this year, I helped him get tickets to FC, and I decided to drop some money for a commission of Osiris and Red fighting. The dialogue just started to roll, mainly because Osiris made the mistake of pinching her butt, and Red thought He was really a She (ahh the whole kilt v skirt debate). So now Red has decided that a complete ass kicking is in order. Remember kids, kick ass first, find out the truth later.

Art by  rabbi-tom