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Sabotage - a Whackadoodle Thursday Prompt - humor
Don't shoot me - I'm only the piano player...
*snorks loudly and runs off the stage...
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*snorks loudly and runs off the stage...
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Vagina dentata is the official term for it.
So one day God drops in to check on his children and see Adam all red faced, breathing heavy and sweating.
"What have you been up to Adam"
Adam says, "I'm not sure what the word for it is, but me and Eve got together, it was wonderful."
"Ah, that's sex Adam, where is Eve?"
"She went down to the river to clean up."
"Oh shit, now all the fish will smell like that."
Ba-dump tish.
Bunners
So one day God drops in to check on his children and see Adam all red faced, breathing heavy and sweating.
"What have you been up to Adam"
Adam says, "I'm not sure what the word for it is, but me and Eve got together, it was wonderful."
"Ah, that's sex Adam, where is Eve?"
"She went down to the river to clean up."
"Oh shit, now all the fish will smell like that."
Ba-dump tish.
Bunners
Well turnabout is fair play as they say ;)
Those were interesting examples of sabotage in the intro as well. I once read, or perhaps you told me, about an Allied bomber during WW2 which when it returned to base found a large shell very thoroughly buried in its frame. The shell had no explosives and instead was a rolled up note stating, 'this was all we could do for you'.
Makes you wonder how the Nazi's would have done if they had not made so many unnecessary enemies, but then they wouldn't have been Nazi's would they?
Those were interesting examples of sabotage in the intro as well. I once read, or perhaps you told me, about an Allied bomber during WW2 which when it returned to base found a large shell very thoroughly buried in its frame. The shell had no explosives and instead was a rolled up note stating, 'this was all we could do for you'.
Makes you wonder how the Nazi's would have done if they had not made so many unnecessary enemies, but then they wouldn't have been Nazi's would they?
I'd never heard of that one - totally believable. I think one of my favorites was that the Nazis made a deal with the Italian Mafia to conduct sabotage in the States. The Mafia never actually did anything, but every time a train derailed, or something else happened, they claimed it and the Germans paid them for it.
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The opening bit made me think of the pancake mix explosive developed during WW2. One could bake with it, consume it without harm, but add a blasting cap and the baked goods went Blooey!
Wonder if they were made of the stuff.
Thought up by a Manhattan project scientist, George "Kisty" Kistiakowsky .
Wonder if they were made of the stuff.
Thought up by a Manhattan project scientist, George "Kisty" Kistiakowsky .
Marriage requires at least one person to be bat-shit crazy... which is why love causes bat-shit craziness to people. I haven't had to worry about it much because I was born bat-shit crazy so whenever someone "finds" me, they become bat-shit crazy (in love) and two wrong can't make a right... only Orville and Wilbur can do that.
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