Its an epic story about a pig named Porkella Swine who moves to a town called Sporks.... where she meets someone named Edwald Clawlen who is not like all the other pigs at school..... no.... he is actually a super old mountain lion... that sparkles.... and he thinks that Porkella is really tasty smelling..... but luckily for her, Edwald finds her tasty in other ways too!



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For the record.... I really don't have anything against Twilight... I've just read the books (really), and they do make for pretty easy fodder for joke pictures.