I think I prefer your version than the original's ;) although thank you for telling us spottycats about a comic in which we ACTUALLY feature!!

LOL. Well... thanks, I suppose! Hehe, I actually really admire John's art a ton. He's got this really distinctively cool style and some uber talent with comics *nodnods* But... err... yes, anyhoo, worth a read! It's too bad it's kind of hard to find the other comics he used to do (which have been abandoned, unfortunately).

YES! since that is the worst thing that can happen is running full bore and hitting the rock that, for some reason, god decided to put RIGHT in front of your paw, then munching ground at 65 miles per hour.

*loves*

I know! It's terrible when that happens!

Hrm... I'm sure there's a business opportunity here... *ponders*

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"Hi. My name is Kohvu. You know the one thing I love more than the thrill of the hunt, or that final rush when you bring down an elk? It's safely walking away from that, knowing that you live to hunt another day. But, sadly, some of us are not so fortunate. Take Shadow here for an example *flash to Shadow in bandages and a cast* 5-time sprint champion of the Universe. what happened? Alas, he was a victim of SpontaneousSpeedDeprivation. Those who suffer SSD will tell you that there are few things worse than the sudden and often unexpected deceleration do to your face meeting the ground. I know some of you are sitting there thinking "My god, is there anything I can do to help?" Well, there is. For as little as a dollar a day, you can get cheetahs like Shadow here the protection they need. Imagine, for the money you find in your couch, you can protect a sufferer of SSD from the horrors of instant face-plants. Don't wait, It's his future, and you can help protect it.

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and, with that, I go ride my bike.

HAHAHA! That was BRILLIANT! You SO totally win in like... everything. *throws confetti about*

LOL! Awesome :D

We're far too important for such things though. Our local authorities should see to it that any objects placed in our way should be fitted with airbags. We're too cute for face-plants :)

... Call within 30 minutes and recieve a free cheetah helmet? LMAO! I'm assuming the humour of this statement isn't lost on you colonials? ;)

Hehe. Yay! Now we have like our little cheetah gang all in one... threadish... thing. Today, this thread. Tomorrow, THE WORLD!...

Well, maybe the day after, since it might take a while flying all the way to China to take that over. Only Torquemada lives in England so it wouldn't take him as long! OK, Torquemada, you take over China, and we'll handle our half of the world and all those random islands and odd places everywhere like Greenland and Antartica, since I hear that taking over places like Russia is a little hard and there's some thing I know I've heard about land wars in Asia (maybe you should use zeppelins instead)

On a side note (or rather, as the main response - the rest was a side note), I'm proud to say that for once, I understand my own funny statement! *waves random colonial flag proudly*

But, but... I don't want to take over the world :/ It would involve lots of paperwork and stuff :p Plus, chinese ppl are pretty, thus conquering them is wrong on so many levels :)

... Spent a lot of the day reading those comics and, yes, they do kinda rock :)

Awww... but as world dictator, you could ban paperwork!

Heh, I'm quite fond of the strip already, even if it's only just taken off :P

cheetahs rule!
he's so cute ^.^..

i soo wanna help him.

well done

Amen! Preach it, brother! :P

Heh, thanks :)