Anyone who's known me long enough will know this guy right off the bat; for the ladies who've known me long enough will also know this guy should have a special place in their heart for him. If there isn't, he'll certainly find a way to. Hate smokers? That's okay, one evening with this powerhouse of 3 feet and you'll certainly change your mind. You know those commercials about "The Most Interesting Man in the World"? Yeah... just yeah.

Japanese by birth, Russian by livelihood, he slurs in a molasses thick Moscow accent and has an affinity for many vices that involve drinking, women and bar hopping. He seems to know where all the sinkholes of sin are and if there isn't one, he'll certainly make one. He's lived a long, interesting life but it seems to only get more interesting the more he spends his time, resources and attention to the newest heir of the Hakuda dynasty; namely Juju.

How many of you ladies would be willing to party with this man? I were a chick, I know I would D: