Drinking on the weekend, like usual

Sipping beers with Cleveland, like usual

Joe and Quagmire said they passed us, they doin' too much

Can't control our actions, we're too turnt up

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Mancave in the attic, we got chips & nuts

Lois caught me slippin' once, okay so what?

Someone hit the lights, I'm 'bout to pop in "Us"

Got a house in Quahog, this shit too plush

Had to leave work early, had to pick Chris up

Said Herbert the Pervert tried to grab his butt

Asked him how'd he get inside the classroom, son?

Told me he's a teacher now, damn that sucks

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Gone off a perc on the couch

Didn't mean to whip out my boobs unannounced

Stewie got a head twice the size of his crib

He be eatin' good and he don't need a bib

Good thing I only had two! Talkin' kids.

Never gonna claim M.E.G, god forbid

Mancave in the attic, we got chips with the fun dip

Passin' y'all the bowl but don't eat up all the funyuns

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Drinking on the weekend, like usual

Sipping beers with Cleveland, like usual (like usual)

Joe and Quagmire said they passed us, they doin' too much

Can't control our actions, we're too turnt up

Mancave in the attic, we got chips & nuts

Lois caught me trippin' once, okay so what?

Someone hit the lights, I'm 'bout to pop in "Us"

Got a house in Quahog, this shit too plush