The King of Evil takes a long breath and exhales deeply not getting over how bored the past couple of days has been. He would’ve figured Link would’ve gotten to his domain by now but seems like elf boy seems to be taking his sweet time thought. Though just before his boredom fully consumes him, he all of a sudden hears an unfamiliar noise coming from outside his throne room getting louder and louder. “…no…no No….No NO NO NO…NOT THAT WAY!!” But before Warez knew it, him and the glider he was having trouble operating both came crashing through the window and crash landing to the floor. After moaning and wincing in pain he turns himself over to look at his now destroyed glider and is nothing but disappointed, “Grrr, and this is why your flightless ass doesn’t fly and need to keep both feet on the ground.”

As Warez quietly wallows in self pity, the large boar is still stunned that someone crashed through his throne room without warning, so he began his intimidating walk over to the dragon and began shouting what he was doing there. “You’re one of Link’s subordinates ain’t ya? Well that’s good news cause I was getting pretty restless around here. GUARDS!” He slams his trident to the ground making a loud thud and shouts out to his subordinates before they storm into the room and surround the dragon. Warez not being surprised in the least that he finds himself in this situation quickly cuts down and bisects all Ganon’s minions with his flame urumi in an instant leaving their remains charred and on fire.

The confidence on Ganon’s face disappears as he sees his royal guards get dispatched with such ease before looking and walking over to Warez with a smile. Warez kept on his toes as he was began walking backwards keeping his distance from the large pig. “Well it’s about time someone with any skill came along. Staying here in this fortress I was getting quite bored.” Ganon said. The dragon tries his best to keep his composure after hearing what he heard but couldn’t hold back his goofy nature and began snickering and then laughing. “HEY! WHAT’S SO FUNNY!?!” Ganon said looking furiously. Warez does his best to have a straight face and says “Haha, well you said bored and you yourself are a giant boar….get it like a play on words?!” He says with a dumb smiling expression on his face and pointing his finger guns towards him.

Warez ends up walking himself back into a wall leaving him no place to go, now being caught between Ganon’s belly and the wall. After hearing the very poor pun Ganon groans and facepalms himself before saying “That was terrible, so bad even you make me not want to be evil after hearing something as crummy as that.” With a hint of embarrassment in the dragon’s voice he says “Oh come on it wasn’t that bad, lighten up a little. I’m a good guy.” Warez then pats on Ganon’s large belly. Ganon chuckles, smirks and places his hand on the wall and looks down to the dragon. “Oh, then tell me why I shouldn’t turn you to lizard paste for storming into my throne room?”
With Ganon being so close, Warez took this opportunity to give his belly some gentle rubs and says “Well I can keep ya company, and perhaps we can go looking for this Link guy you were talking about a little later as well.”

In an unexpected twist Ganon decided to loosen up a little and welcomed the dragon into his private space and they got to know one another. I guess you can say this is what Ganon gets himself into when Link is away saving maidens.

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