Porter and i went to the Fashion Valley Mall on Sunday (the day after Christmas!) we were looking for a spot for about 20-30mins. Then some dumb bitch passed us in a parking garage, oh man, Porter went off on her! So we fallowed her out of the parking lot and she pulled a U-turn in the cross walk! (Dumb whore...)
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Shane is © to himself
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My mum and I followed and harrassed a Lotus Elise once in our V8 Land Rover.
Stop light on red at some roadworks, we're sitting behind this lil' lotus who's revving his engine up and down like a nut. Light turns green, mum's expecting him to shoot off like a rocket, but he doesn't move and we nearly put a 2 ton 4x4 all over the tiny white car. After the share of horn fury he got from mum, he decided to get moving sharpish. As you might imagine, my mum was pissed off with him, and the guy in his lotus, who clearly thought he could've gotten away initially, had a 3.9 litre V8 shouting at him for the next 2 miles, until, just as mum was going to pass him on a straight, he turned off.
We both had laughs afterward.
It kinda shows 2 things. It's not what you drive, it's how you drive it and don't get on the wrong side of my mum.
Stop light on red at some roadworks, we're sitting behind this lil' lotus who's revving his engine up and down like a nut. Light turns green, mum's expecting him to shoot off like a rocket, but he doesn't move and we nearly put a 2 ton 4x4 all over the tiny white car. After the share of horn fury he got from mum, he decided to get moving sharpish. As you might imagine, my mum was pissed off with him, and the guy in his lotus, who clearly thought he could've gotten away initially, had a 3.9 litre V8 shouting at him for the next 2 miles, until, just as mum was going to pass him on a straight, he turned off.
We both had laughs afterward.
It kinda shows 2 things. It's not what you drive, it's how you drive it and don't get on the wrong side of my mum.
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