OLD SONG TIME! Can I let you in on a secret? (Shh! don't tell anyone!) This actually *was* inspired by dat mouse by dat name.

Fair warning! I have so many versions of this song file, I'm hoping this is the right one!

A certain Hedgy will be pleased to finally see this here on FA. ;)

Lyrics:

I'm just a machine with a missing part--
A gadget girl to fix my heart!
Don't want a woman, who can't grind a gear
I need a girl who's an engineer!

Science, robotics, and chemistry!
Physics, Hydraulics, Metallurgy!

Knowing all this I hope she understands--
She also has to be good with her hands!

(Chorus)
I need a gadget girl
to fix my gadget world
I need a gadget girl!
(I'm just a machine with a broken part.)
Gadget girl!
Gadget girl!
(/Chorus)

I'm falling apart, I'm starting to rust--
All my blueprints are gathering dust
I can't work alone, on what I want to build!
I need a girl who likes to get things drilled!

Grinding! Polishing and mechanics!
Welding! Machining! Thermodynamics!

If she has her own tools that's a plus!
She can use her sockets to tighten my nuts!

(Chorus)

("I'm just a machine with a missing part" repeated a few times)

Help wanted! Apply within!
Immediate position open! Interview begin!
She has to know her way on the production line
And occasionally put in overtime!

Explosives! Corrosives! Acids and base!
Plastics, catalysts, soldering paste!

If she works here she knows how to begin--
You can't turn it on until you plug it in!

(Chorus)

("I'm just a machine with a missing part" repeated some more.)
I-- I need a gadget girl!

(END.)

This thing is almost five years old! I still remember all the lyrics off the top of my head! Wow!