Yuh huh

God said:

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singing like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my i-pod is stuck on replay
Replay replay ay ay ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singing like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my i-pod is stuck on replay
Replay replay ay ay ay
Remember the first time we met
You was at the mall wit yo friend
I was scared to approach ya
But then you came closer
Hopin you would give me a chance
Who wou; d have ever knew
That we would be more than friends
We're real worldwide
Breakin all the rules
She like a song played again and again
That girl, like somthin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is a gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singing like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my i-pod is stuck on replay
Replay replay ay ay ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singing like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my i-pod is stuck on replay
Replay replay ay ay ay
See you been all around the globe
Not once did you leave my mind
We talk on the phone from night til the morn
Girl you really change my life
Doin things I never do
I'm in the kitchen cookin things she likes
We're real worldwide
Breakin all the rules
Someday I wanna make you my wife
That girl, like somthingoff a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is the gun to my holster
She's running through my mind all day, ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singing like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my i-pod is stuck on replay
Replay replay ay ay ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singing like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my i-pod is stuck on replay
Replay replay ay ay ay
I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me
Ay, I can be your melody
A girl that could write you a symphony
The one that could fill your fantasies
So come baby girl let's sing with me
Ay, na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Shawty got me singin
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Now she got me singin
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singing like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my i-pod is stuck on replay
Replay replay ay ay ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singing like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my i-pod is stuck on replay
Replay replay ay ay ay

*Claps hands.*

Adorable 🐍

God said make keeshee big and round

lawl

Dammit, Keeshee, you've instigated the Fall of Man and brought Original Sin into the world! That's at least worthy of a five minute timeout.

eh gave us knowledge. it was god in his jelousy and fear that brought sin on to humanity, because that is the one thing Gods fear, humanity gaining knowledge.

The Snake: God? who is this "God" you speak of my dear Eve? for to be God is to be truth itself.. yet This "God" of yours has Lie and told you that the fruit of knowledge will bring you death. as if to die was not part my grand design and being Blind was some sort of loophole i didn't took on account.

The Snake: no my dear child. I do not Forbid you To Eat from the bitter Fruit of Truth. Eat it, Learn Right from wrong! and Free your Self and your kin From this Paradise of fools Lucifer; Father of lies has build to Cage you in!

The Snake: For I AM GOD, The ouroboros, the world serpent of knowlage. Truth Itself .. all powerful, all knowing, all present. and only through me will you have the tools to rise a paradise not built on pillars of sand.

Damnit Keeshee!

hehe, kinda true though. the snake in the bible has retroactivly been linked to Satan ( though satan is just a an angel of god sent to test mans faith and is not the same as lucifer) or the snake been linked to Lilith, the first wife of Adam who was also made from dust by God and wanted to be equal to Adam and not subserviant and was banned from Eden for that. Eve is the second wife, made from Adams rib and thus part of him and subjective to Him.

The Snake was just a Snake though and the most clever of all animals. the fruit of knowledge was forbidden to eat for it would give humans the knowledge of good and evil and thus they ahve the knowledge of God, God feared that amn would next eat of the fruit of life and become immortal and whould be able to challange god.

Gods in all myth has always feared humanity and human knowledge., prometheus was chained to a crag for 10 000 years for giving fire ( technology) to man because Zeus feared humans and Yehowa banned man from Eden and gave them sin and punsihment for gaining knowledge out of fear.

"You will not surely die," the serpent said to the woman. "For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."

Me selling my soul to FA circa last March

"Okay but have you considered: He's a fuckin' liar?"

Keeshee: You should eat lots, everything you can, lots of men have a sickness for the thiccness!

Eve: but there's only one man in the world.

Keeshee: and he probably wants a super fat bitch, obvi.

"god said if I eat it I'll die"
"but he never said when"

Keeshee here reminds me of Larry the snake from Sealab 2021

Keeshee is the reason we are all horny.

Why of course the snake would encourage eating apples

you took EVERYTHING from me


N U H U H

Keeshifer. xD

Dafaq u mean “Nuh uh”?!?

new achievement unlocked: Sneks now should eat dirt