We'll be on a Train to New Zealand, find a minister to marry us and we'll be together forever.
"Are you OK with doing this Josh?" "Off course I am; I've seen a few Mel Brooks films, and the part from Modern Family. And my initals are JC"

J: "Do you, Pink Wolff, take Alfie to be your husband, renouncing all others. And will you be there to look after him, to care for him in sickness and in health, to love and to hold, until death do you apart?
P: "I do"
J: "Do you Alfie, take Pink to be your wife, renouncing all others if any. And will you be there to look after her, to care for her in sickness and in health, to love and to hold, until death do you apart?
A: "I do"
J: "And so By the power invested in me, and the gallery of Dog-lover22 and all pages affiliated. I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss.

They kiss *applause*. Alfie's mum is so proud of her son.

J: "Damn I'm good at this"
I've been wanting to do this one for a while. Note: I'm not big on religion, but I'm still a nice person

Cast:
Groom...Alfie Bride...Pink
Best men...Bandit Heeler and Alfie's boss
Bridemaids...Trixi Starr and Vicky
Ring bearer...Lil Doggeth
Flower girl...Abigail Starr
Cameraman...Thomas Starr
Minister...Josh C

Alfie from Bluey
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Why I said renouncing all others? Because Pink had an abusive wolf boyfriend, and he treats her like crap (Thinking he's God and such), he's the worst example.