This picture was done years ago by  Kattywampus but it was too big to fit on my scanner so I kept it to myself for all this time.

But I just couldn't keep to myself the awesome fact that there are a lot more groups of order eight than there are of orders seven or nine, or even of order ten. Isn't that crazy? Let me get more wine and I'll tell you about why that is, list them and provide definitions as necessary, and of course discuss all of their various uses and who discovered them in exhaustive detail.

It's unclear whether my friend there was accidentally zapped in a moment where I got carried away by excitement, or if he stared into my eyes intentionally because he just couldn't stand it any more.

I don't think I was ever that thin...