[ID: a cartoony digital drawing of a catlike creature with 90 degree bends in its body wrapped in a spiral around a small television. its body is very long, with three sets of legs, web-shaped fur on its face, chest, and a tail tip, and stars on the tips of its ears. it has a wide sharp grin, a small nose, and round green eyes. its body is yellow, fading to green on its tail and gold on its ears. its tail is closest tp the TV, and its head is near the border of the image. the TV is a box with antennae on top, and is displaying a green dollar sign with a white explosion behind it on a yellow background. it is casting sharp lighting on the entire piece. above the creature's head, between its neck and the border of the image are three small images arranged vertically: a star, the head of a purple wolf with a white face and square ears, and a heart. the background is gray TV static. /end ID]

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