My yard, an obvious portal to the netherworld, is once again the scene of the departed returning (however bashfully) from the dead. You may recall that last year I was assailed by hordes of the undead appearing schlong-first in my yard. Well, they are back once again this year and showing no signs of turning away.

Some have suffered grievous injury during their crossing over as you will see in these images and have been bitten and trampled by deer and ravaged by nasty swarms of insects, but remain determined to make entry back to this realm in time for Halloween!