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Meowth (dressed as the hedgehog from the American version of masked singer):Welcome back to SEASON 3 of the Masked Pokemon Toon Singer, also known as Masked Pokemon Toon Singer:Generational Glory.
*audience applauses*
Meowth:Dat’s right! We’re back and better than ever! Last season was full of twists and turns and this one will be even more twisted and turny…but in a good way! For example this season instead of relying on types for our contestants, we’ve instead based them on generations of pokemon games.
*audience gasps*
Wobbuffett (dressed as Monster from the American edition):Wob, wob, wob!
Meowth:I was going to tell them that! *whacks him on head with rubber toy*
Wobbuffet:*protecting head* Wobbuffet.
Meowth:Yeah, whateva. Well for those of you who aren’t native in the language of wobbuffet, he was just telling’ us that this season there’s 18 contestants again, but only 15 are going to be performing in the 3 rounds. The other 3 are going to be wild cards.
*audience gasps*
Meowth:Due to the shorter number of group members, I would also like to announce that only 2 contestants are going to get eliminated in the first 3 sets instead of 3. Consider it a bit of mercy, but your votes STILL are the determining factors on someone moving on or not. That is something that will never, and I mean NEVER change.
Audience:*applauses*
# then, in case you can’t tell by my attire, tonight we’re dressing up, and for a good reason too. Halloween is fast approaching. And me and the mon in black are all dressed up as characters from other versions of the masked singer.
Mime Jr. (dressed as the viking from the Birtish Version):Mime, mime!
Serviper (dressed up as the Russian snake):Ser ser, Serviper!
Meowth:I was planning on having the judges dress up as them in order to match a common theme between us and create bonding as unofficial team Rocket members. *upset* However, it seems they didn’t quite get the memo.
Dudley Puppy (dressed up as Sir Lancelot from Monty Python and the Holy Grail):Hi I’m Dudley! Dudley Puppy of TUFF! These are my fellow judges Hata no Kokoro, Eddie Noodleman and Linda Belcher!
Eddie Noodleman (dressed up as Brian from Monty Python Life of Brian):*upset* Well excuse us for misinterpreting things your highness. The Hedgehog was played by one of the guys from Monty Python's Flying Circus, or at least a sketch of them. We thought you wanted a Monty Python theme!
Hata No Kokoro (dressed as a member of the spanish inquisition):I knew what you meant, but nobody expects the spanish inquisition.
Linda Belcher (Dressed up as Beatrice from the Movie Theater sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus):*Lovingly* Oh Bobby I could make such a fool of myself over you.
Bob Belcher (As James from the same sketch):*Lovingly* Oh Lynn. Do. Do.
Linda:Oh Bobby yes, yes. *puts on fake glasses* Bleh dibba dibba dibba dibba.
Dudley:*smitten* Aww how sweet.
# I go now?
Linda:Yeah you can go ahead, got to make way for our guest judge.
Bob:Thanks Lynn, see after the show. *leaves*
Linda:Alright, it’s wine time!
Meowth:*upset* Why should I give you wine after you disobeyed the theme?
Bob:A reminder we are very poor, like really poor. These are the cheapest cosplay materials we could find. *approaches seat*
Meowth:...*-_-* Okay Linda gets an excuse, *ecstatic* and so do our singers because they're technically their own versions of the masked singer show. Last season in this variant, our winner was a character from Sing like Eddie. And he was also the one who got the most guesses correct, how you were feeling.
Eddie:Pretty good. I have faith that I’ll make it pretty high on the scoreboard again this season too.
Linda:I think I’ll do pretty good too, I’ve done a bit of research on other shows so I might do anything better than a 0 pointer round. And this time I won’t just be clinginging on to others' guesses. I mean I still might, if that's okay.
Kokoro:It’s not a competition between us. So yes you are free to take my guesses.
Meowth:Actually about that…nah, nevermind.
Kokoro:*stares*...Huh? What was that?
Meowth:Before I tell you anything, it’s time to welcome back a contestant from the last round who will now be performing, unmasked, and will then join the panel as a guest judge. Ladies and gentlemen, the artist formerly known as the Sneasel, Homura Akemi!
Houma Akemi (Demon Form) appears and sings Song (Magia):https://youtu.be/3mMUKg3Vsyc
Linda:Woah…nice outfit Homura!
Homura: *eerily* Outfit, yes you could say this is just another outfit isn’t it. A lovely one at that. Isn’t love such a wonderful thing?
Kokoro:..! *surprised mask* The rebellion has happened at last.
Homura:Yes, it has.
Meowth:Yes indeed, though perhaps it’s better they remain that way. *ahem* Anyways, that was a lively performance for Miss Akemi, but season 1 has long since passed. No, it’s time to move on to real seasons and have our real first contestant.
Dudley:And just who is our first contention?
Meowth:*dumbfounded* I was…*ahem* They come from the Kanto Region, making their debut in the very first game of primary colors. They may be a mantis pokemon, but will they be praying to win, or will the others be praying to beat them? Only one way to find out. Give it up for the Scyther!
Scyther:Why the Scyther character you ask? Tch, that’s unimportant. A better question to ask is why I’d want to do this. Well, let’s just say an old friend did something similar not to long ago. He was in the same club as me, only good enough to be an understudy while I was good enough to be the true star. At least, so I thought. We got into an argument involving a lot of paint. It was then he showed me his true strength which he refused to show earlier. Granted, maybe my way of asking him to show strength wasn’t the best. But now, I’m much stronger than him. Now I’m in control of one of the great organizations throughout *beep*. How that happened is another story. For now, it’s time for this beast to be the star.
Song (TOP HAT KYO Nightmare Parade):https://youtu.be/PFj8R-9iSzY
Meowth:What a jazzy way to start of the night
Homura:Oh? I thought I was the opening act. Do I not count anymore? I’m so upset.
Meowth:*nervous* Eep! N-no mam of course not. You had a great song too but this is the competition so I…I…er…uh. H-hey! Let’s get a second clue.
Dudley:Oh I remember last time we had a halloween Last time Skid and Pump went to trick on a door to get our clues. Will that happen again?
Meowth:Originally they were going to do that, but Spooky Month had other plans.
Dudley:*disappointed* Awwwww.
Eddie:*confused* So then, how are we supposed to get the clues?
Meowth:Funny thing is that these clues are going to be presented to us in the form of what the future gravestones will stay when they die.
*Audience gasps*
Meowth:Okay then guys, bring out the gravestone.
*Bellsprout, dressed as the cactus from the australian version of the show, comes in carrying a gravestone the contents are covered up by their roots but it’s soon revealed*
Meowth:It says that “He lived his life with 4 stars.”.
Linda:Awwwwww, it’s just one star off from getting the perfect review. I certainly know that feeling.
Sycther:Incidentally, the number 4 may play a more pivotal part in my own story. I won’t tell you how exactly but it played a pivotal role in my past.
Meowth:Interesting, the number 4 providing a pivotal role in the past.
Dudley:Well I think that it’s a bit too big to be anybody from BFB.
Kokoro:*angry mask* Yeah it’s definitely not anyone from that show. That should’ve been obvious considering how big they are.
Eddie:Now don’t get to mad about it, I-
Homura:*smiling* I know who it is.
Eddie:Huh? You do?
Homura:The lovely Louis from Beastars. The number 4 is tattooed on his leg and he does have ties to a pretty big criminal organization. He may have quit it but now he’s in charge of something else.
Eddie:Oh! That actually does make some sort of sense. And the friend he can be referring to is none other than Legoshi from last season!
Dudley:Interesting guesses but I was actually thinking of Mista Guido from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure part 5, Golden Wind. Although he may not be the head of the italian mafia he didn’t mention that he was exactly at the top. It’s highly likely that he was only second in command.
Linda:Oh yeah, and the “club” they’re referring to is actually the mafia subgroup that he used to be a part of. I don’t remember anything about one of his friends being on a show like this but maybe they don’t mean singinging? Maybe they’re referring to the dance scene and the friend in question is either Narancia and Fugo.
Dudley:And the number 4.
Linda:Right that too.
Kokoro:*shaking head* I was going a completely different direction than all of you. What if the number four actually referred to four of something? Like splitting something equally into four. And one particular family split his food into four. Yes, I’m talking about one of the Matsuno siblings. Ichimatsu Matsuno is my guess. He’s the fourth brother and Choromatsu was on last season.
Meowth:Interesting guesses to all of you. Interesting guesses indeed. Do you want to use your special move guesses on any of them?
Dudley:NOPE! Not playing my cards too early this time.
Kokoro:*nods* Same here.
Linda:Oh those are back! I never used them last season.
Meowth:If you want you can use them now.
Linda:Nope! I don’t think I have enough info on them, and I don’t wanna waste a guess this early. I mean look at what happened to poor Kokoro and Dudley.
Meowth:Smart move Lynn. Especially considering there’s more steak this time around.
Dudley:*excited, tail wagging* Steak? I love steak! Can I have some?
Meowth:You betcha! Hey Wobbuffet!
Wobbuffet:*tilts head* Wob?
Meowth:Get Sycther backstage, bring out our next contestant and get Dudley some steak.
Wobbuffet:*salutes* Wobbuffet!
Meowth:Speaking of our next contestant, let’s get to know them. They also come from Kanto and they’re just the cutest little fairy you’ve ever seen. However, just because they aren’t fully evolved doesn't mean they aren’t going to put up a fight. Give it up for the Clefairy.
Clearfairy:I chose Clefairy because it's in the middle of the road. I’m not mature enough to be a Clefable just yet, I need to work on my teamwork skills a little bit, and let others take the lead when necessary. Still, I wouldn’t call myself a little Cleffa. That would be me saying that I’m completely immature. Would someone without any maturity be able to drive a race car? Would someone like that get to join the greatest racing team of all time? Would someone like that get to have celebrations in a common plant?...Actually a lot of the people in my town get to do that. Maturity doesn't relate to having a good time. I bet you want to have a good time. Well then let’s get going! Cle Fairy Cle!
Song (Come Little Children):https://youtu.be/1t8-_pI1-9Q
Meowth:Wowie, Clefairy! I never expected that voice to be coming out of you, and for someone so young! I think we may have a possible champion on our hands, our youngest one yet.
Cleafairy:Thank you so much for those kind words Miss Kokoro!
Eddie:No kidding. I bet the Sanderson sisters would make you an honorary member if they heard you sing.
Homura:*smiling* That or they take your soul away.
# even if you don’t win this, I imagine that you have got your whole life ahead of you. *smiling* It’s a bit ironic, considering that this clue will be your death. Bring out the next clue guys!
*Here we see the World One Flying Ace (Snoopy) riding on top of the clue. His legs cover up the engravement of the name listed but the message underneath is silent and clear*
Dudley:It’s the easter beagle! I didn't miss him.
Kokoro:*erm mask* That’s the bunny you're after.
Dudley:LET ME HAVE THIS. Anyways, what does the rock say?
Meowth:It says here that Cleafairy will be remembered for “helping others even when it costs her top position”
Clefairy:That happened one time when I was trying to join the r-...something. There was a lot of lasangaga involved that day.
Dudley:LASAGNA? It’s the lady from Garfield! It’s Arlene from Garfield people!
Eddie:No offense, I don’t think Arline would have any form of celebration in a plant. Don’t cats have a fear of trees?
Homura:No need to get angry, follower. Dudley can’t help it if he’s not that bright.
Linda:Well then…If it’s not Arlene then perhaps it’s that adorable kitten named Nermal. She’s not as mature as Garfield but according to an old comic he’s actually a dwarf. And he’s also pretty cute.
Homura:My, and here I thought you were smarter than this. The contestant is a “she”. Nermal is a “he”.
Bob:Hey! Leave Lin out of this! He looked very feminine to me too!
Linda:*blushing* Thanks Bobby, but don’t go to harsh! She’s only middle school. *arms crossed* You should still apologize though, you're acting like a Tammy.
Homura:Your’e right. How about I make it up by helping the other judges. *claps* I think I know who this is too. You know who else loves lasagna?
Muscle Man:My mom!
Homura:*ignoring him* Sam Whippet from Go Dog Go. And you something that involved a lot of lasagne and resulted in my guess losing her first position? The final challenge in the Race Cadet training course where she and her team had to find the parts of their racing cars and assemble them. Despite the fact that it cost her a lot of time and put her in last place she still decided to help a nice old lady, a mountaineer, and a pirate, all of whom were really Sam in disguise.
Eddie:Yeah! And it was thanks to her kindness that really got her the bowl position despite actually getting last place in the challenge.
Kokoro:*intrigued mask* You are suggesting this Clefairy to be Tag Barker are you not?
Homura:It’s just a suggestion, but please, humor me if you say otherwise.
Eddie:No I’m game for that, what about you Kokoro?
Kokoro:*nods* I shall take that guess too.
Linda:Wait, the characters in that book had names?
Meowth:Interesting guesses to all of you. Are any of you right? We’ll just have to wait and see.
Wobbuffet:*arrives back with steak for Dudley* Wobb wobb.
Dudley:Yay! The steak!
Snoopy:*stomach grumbles* Hey!
Meowth:Oh, it seems the world war 1 flying ace wants some food as well. *to Wobbufett* For your next chore. Go get Clefairy backstage, get our next contestant on it and get Snoopy some wine with his dog bowl.
Eraser (BFDI):And who IS our next contestant?
Meowth:Funny you should ask that. Well maybe not funny but it is interesting that you should. Why? *upset* Because I was just about to tell you that.
Announcer (BFDI):See what I have to deal with?
Meowth:Anyways we now move from the Kanto religion to Johto. This water ground type water fish pokemon has certainly made a name for himself on the internet. Can they make themselves a name for themselves here on this show? With an award winning smile, he just might. Give it up for the Quagsire.
Quagsire:Bonjour! Your’e probably wondering why I chose these silly little Quagsire to perform as? Well, while I may not think of myself as very silly, a lot of people who watch me do. For over two decades now I've been having major problems with some tiny pests. They try to steal my food, ruin my love life, heck just ruin my life in general. “Well why not call an exterminator?” Problem is that the pests aren’t as durable as mice. In fact, the speices even rumored to survive a nuclear holocaust. That’s strange, since they are clearly no match for my spatulla. I needed a break from chasing them. That’s the main reason I did this show. Hopefully it isn’t too short of a break.
Song (Ego by Willy William):https://youtu.be/t8ZCrPnIK70
Meowth:Wow! What a great song Mr.Quagsire! And in such a pretty language. I may not speak french but something told me there was something off about the song, something about how our ego can get the better of us.
Quagsire:Indeed, The true horrors of human ego are more frightening than any monster.
Meowth:And the only more frightening thing than that is death! So then, let’s see what our next gravestone says. Bellsprout bring it out.
*A moment passses but nothing happens.*
Meowth:Err…Bellsprout? What’s the hold up?
Bellsprout:Bellsprout.
Meowth:What do you mean there’s no gravestone for him?
Bellsprout:Bellsprout!
Meowth:The stone spatula is the gravestone.
Bellsprout:...Sprooooooout!
*After that error he comes in but that’s not the only trouble that occurs.*
Meowth:It’s…blank?
Quagsire:Well, I think that silence is golden. So I decided not to put anything down.
Homura:How Interesting, just what could it possibly mean? *eerie grin* I’m so…excited to find out.
Eddie:Are you feeling okay? You seem different than last time you performed.
Homura:Yes, I suppose I am different aren’t I? It’s because I’ve taken a small portion of god’s power, and as a consequence? I’ve become a demon.
Dudley:Aw don’t say that about yourself! You're a great singer and kid from what I hear.
Homura:...なんて無知。Unfortunately even demons are not all-knowing, but I do have an idea. going to guess that this is someone none other than Mr.Krabs. Although I’ve never heard him mention anything about silence being golden before, anything relating to money could be a clue for him.
Eddie:*excited* Yeah! And Plankton is pretty small and there don’t seem to be any exterminators in Bikini Bottom, as far as I’m aware.
Linda:Eh, I don’t know, even if he did use a spatula once or twice, when was the last time you heard him speech in french? And I’m not hearing a sailors accent to him?
Homura:Well then, who would you suggest.
Dudley:Oggy from Oggy and the cockroaches! He’s French, he rarely speaks and when he does it’s usually meows. Not to mention his pests, cockroaches, are believed to outlive earth one day.
Linda:I think I’ll go with what he’s saying. I mean I’ve seen a few episodes and he does have a spatula on him-
Wobbuffet:*hands her some wine then goes to hand some to the WW1 flying ace along with his dish.*
Linda:*surprised* Oh thank you!
Kokoro:*upset* Well I for one am going a different route. We’re talking about a different kind of pest than Franklin and Cockroaches. I’m talking about Slyvester from Looney Tunes and the pest of his being none other than Tweety Bird.
Meowth:Interesting guesses to all of you, but are any of them right? There’s only one way to find out and-
Dudley:Wait hold on! We haven’t voted yet.
Meowth*embarrassed* O-oh right….:A-ha! You caught me! Good job, you deserve that steak.
Dudley:*exitected* Oh yeah! The steak!
Meowth:Y-yeah. Anyways, it’s time we get our next contestant out here. They also came all the way from Johto to sing for you. They may just be a flower in a pot, this Sun Pokemon is here to shine! Give it up for the Sunflora.
Sunflora:Hm hm hmmmmm…Ah sorry I didn’t see you there. I was just reading. Kind of hard to see when your eyes are permanently closed. Let me just…
*A third eye opens on her head and a fourth on her chest.*
Sunflora:Ok, everyone. Time to answer, why the Sunflora? Why would I choose something as sweet and innocent as a flower? Well looks can be deceiving you see. If only you looked at the warning signs. Then you might have figured out that this little flower has more to her story. But no one ever pays attention to them, like no one pays attention to books nowadays. I don’t want to leave you hanging any more than need be however. I’ve already wasted so much time already. Just remeber that I-
[The rest of this clue package has been DELETED]
Song (Dollhouse Marina Martinez):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukLiuZT449k
Eddie:*confused* I’m in my place, aren’t I?
Linda:Your’e nailed on the cross, I don’t think you can be in any other place.
Sunflora:It’s not meant to be taken literally, though I suppose that one can never be too sure when it comes to these kinds of things can they?
Meowth:Great job Sunflora. You brightened up my day!
Homura:Well now, this is certainly interesting.
Meowth:Hm? What is it?
Homura:That clue package seemed to have gotten deleted for no reason. Was that part of your clue package or not/
Sunflora:I can’t tell you that. It would be unfair to the one who worked so hard on making it for me, would it not?
Meowth:I suppose so. But what I can tell you is that your gravestone is here! Wonder what it will say.
*Snoopy appears again, once again covering up the name.”
Meowth:“[GAME OVER]”?
Sunflora:I mean, my clue package was pretty vague. Perhaps I needed one a bit more obvious? Or maybe I’m just messing with you even more.
Linda:Are you saying you're from a video game?
Meowth:She can’t tell you that!
Linda:Darn it. *sips wine* Well I have no idea who this is. The only video game character I can think of that’s associated with flowers is the Sunflower from Plants Vs Zombies. But that would be a bit dead on the nose wouldn’t it? She was the only plant that sang though. And Crazy Steve doesn't have a girlfriend.
Dudley:Well I might have an idea! She mentioned books in her story. Perhaps it’s Patchouli Knowledge from Touhou Project?...Or wait, Kokoro would recognize that otherwise.
Kokoro:*sweat mask* Well it is true that she does like to read a lot, but a costume such as that might be a bit bad for her asthma.
Homura:I think I know who this is~. *puts finger on Linda’s wine glass* It’s Monika from Doki Doki Literature, isn’t it?
Kokoro:*thinking mask*T hat would make some sense and it would make sense about the hanging clue because of [SPOILERS]. And that would explain why she was reading a book earlier.
Homura:And if the clue package did involve the deletion that would make sense due to how…aware that she is of the world around her.
Linda:Aware of the world around her? I think we all are somewhat aware of that right Eddie?
Eddie:She also mentioned delete in her clue package. I think you 2 might be onto something again. I might just go with Monika too.
Linda:Well I’m going to go with Dudley’s guess. Who knows? Maybe she’s got an asthma manager underneath the suit.
Homura:*leans head back* Ufufufufu, it really is somewhat fun playing this guessing game together isn’t it, oh goddess?
Kokoro:*embarrassed mask* Stop it, you're embarrassing me.
Linda:You sure don’t look embarrassed to me.
Homura:I wasn’t talking to her.
Meowth:Well anyways while the Sunflora-
*glitching happens on the screen*
# the heck was that?
Sunflora:It wasn’t me, I can’t even dothat.
Meowth:It might be a scary ghost then!
Dudley:A ghost? AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE *hides under table*
Eddie:Nah, I think it was just a technical error or something from the cameras, judging by the words on the side of them they were made a really long time ago. They may need to be replaced soon.
Meowth:Whatever that was, it will not stop the show! I mean we’re almost done with the episode anyways. All that’s left is for our last contestant to come on stage, sing their heart out and what not.
Wobbuffet:*tilts head to the otherside* Wobbuffet?
Meowth:Yeah, our last contestant! They’re part cat, part ferret and all the way from Hoenn. Oddly enough “goose” is in their name but I don’t see any goose part of them outside of fur color. But that doesn't matter. What matters is that the Zangoose is here. They’re ready to claw their way to victory. But just who could be behind the mask?
Zangoose (backstage):*yelling* A female!
# that’s one way to answer it, but I was actually referring to a clue package.
Zangoose (backstage):Just wanted to clarify!
Meowth:Okay then, let’s actually play the clue package!
Zangoose:I don’t really know why I chose the Zangoose. I’m not usually that grumpy like that little buddy, though sometimes I do get severe cases of the blues. I don’t have a case of Pinkeye and I don’t have any claws on me. Even if I did though I’m not exactly someone who likes to destroy things. Though when it comes to me, sometimes things happen that aren’t supposed to happen. Actually it’s a lot more common than you’d think with me. Do not panic though. Thinking like that though makes it sound like my screws are somewhat loose. I’m no machine though so I can’t guarnere what will happen, but I think I’ll be AOK to sing.
*Zangooses claws come out by accident, the letters WWW can be seen on them*
Zangoose:Oops…or maybe not.
Song (I Can’t Fix You by the Living Tombstone ft.Crusher-P):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXMwZNRiPe0
Meowth:Zangoose, you can’t fix me but you certainly wowed us with your performance.
Linda:Eh, I’ve heard better one liner out of you.
Meowth:*angry* Really now, you should try coming up with them on the fly.
Linda:Geez I’m sorry.
Zangoose:Uh, Mr.Meowth I don’t want to sound rude but about my gravestone-
Meowth:You're right, you're right. I’m sorry too. Right now we should just get the gravesto-
Wobbuffet:*panicked!* Wobb! Wobb! Wobb!
Meowth:Huh? What is it now?
Wobbuffet:Wobbuffet! Wobbuffet!
Meowth:Look if it’s not shaped like a tombstone doesn't mean.
Bellsprout:Bellsprout, Bellsprout!
Meowth:Huh? What do you mean vandalized.
Kokoro:*angry mask* Do they have no respect for the dead?
Bellsprout:Bellsprout! *shows the gravestone to Meowth*
Meowth:You are right! That is one vandalized gravestone we’re looking at here. The first part is mostly legible reading “Will be remembered by her best friends for” but beneath that it’s covered by black paint.
Wobbuffet:Wobbu wobbu wob!
Meowth:Yeah I see that too. On top of that is a line saying “The first victim of Cluetwo’s wrath.”
Linda:Cluetwo? Whose Cluetwo?
# don’t know who they could be but I think I may have an idea.
Zangoose:You do?
Meowth:If my theory is correct this “Cluetwo” character is kind of like the Clue Shark in
JohnShepherd90 ‘s series, who in itself was based upon Cluedle-Doo from the U.S version of the Masked Singer.
Dudley:He’s trying to make things harder for us, is he?
Meowth:Yes, how strange. Usually he’d also try to give the viewers word of advice too, but besides the glitch from earlier everything seems to be in order.
Zangoose:He’s just lucky he didn’t vandalize my real grave. It would probably have some sort of defense system attached to it.
Homura:*laughing* Kufufu…
Meowth:That laugh, that’s the laugh of an evil person. are you Cluetwo?
Homura:No of course not, I’m too busy with my own deal to care for some silly hijacking of a clue. But I do confess that I’m the one who did the gravestone hijacking. Why? It’s because they hired me to do so.
Meowth:Gasp! I am shocked you would stoop so low.
Dudley:*disappointed* Now we’ll never figure out who she is.
Homura:Oh my giving up so easily are we?
Eddie:*angry* Yeah man, the heck? We’ve still got a lot of other clues we can go on.
Dudley:Oh yeah! You're right. The Www clue. That stands for World Wide Web. What’s that? The Internet! Perhaps this person is from a web series?
Eddie:Hey that is a good idea. Another clue was “She doesn't usually get grumpy, but sometimes get a real bad case of the blues.” I know it’s probably a stretch but could this be Ena from Ena?
Dudley:That’s who I was thinking, and she’s acting like her screws lose all the time?
Homura:Nice guess but I think you might be thinking about it too hard. *sprouts wings* YThe screws lose clue might have another meaning.
Kokoro:*nods happy mask* Indeed I’m thinking of a literal one. This person is made of screws herself. Like a robot. There’s mentions of curses of bad luck, something that a lot of teenagers often. Put those two together and you’ve got a teenage robot. My life as a teenage robot, perhaps. This is Jenny from My Life of a Teenage Robot.
Linda:Or what instead this person is actually someone who works with screws. At the very least, this person works with robots. I’ve been doing my research, you can trust me on that end. I think that in the end the only person this could possibly be Rei Ayanami from Evangelion…*thinking* That’s what Evangelion is about right? Fighting robots? Or no wait am I thinking of Voltron? I just saw the bouts of blue and she doesn't smile much. It’s really confusing.
Homura:*smiling* Interesting guesses indeed but now I instead ask you to think of the WWW clue. It could indeed mean world wide web, but isn’t there a show that has three words that all start with W? Wow Wow Wubbzy.
Linda:Wubbzy’s a guy.
Linda:No, not Wubbzy. Widget.
Meowth:Interesting claim, care to elaborate on that?
Homura:No.
Meowth:Understandable.
Zangoose:Well no matter who I am I did a pretty good job.
Meowth:Indeed you did! But did you do well enough in the eyes of our viewers? Only one way to find out and that-
Sunflora:I think I did pretty well. Even if they don’t know it’s me, they love me. And I love them.
# and that’s to vote! Like before we’ll be using a 3 name voting system. The first name you type shall have 3 votes added, the second will have 2 votes added and the third will have-
Quagsire:But look on the bright side. Even if we do lose we get to go home to our beloved friends and family.
# third name will have 1 vote added to their name. You should-
Sunflora:Not everyone is so lucky for that.
Quagsire:I didn’t mean to offend you.
Sunflora:No you're right.
Meowth:...you, the viewer, should vote carefully because the 2 with the most votes at the end of an undisclosed period of time will be ELIMINATED. You’ve only got one vote.
Group A:SO VOTE WIIIIIIIIIIII-
[The Screen Glitches]
*We then cut to see Cluetwo. It appears that they take the form of the Metwo in the movie covered in armor*
Cluetwo:*calm* Oh hello there. As you may have guessed. You didn’t think I’d be lurking in the shadows forever did you. True, technically I haven’t made my grand debut on the stage yet but trust me, I know a thing or two about these contestants. I know more about them than Meowth knows, that’s for certain.
…
Cluetwo:Don’t misinterpret me, I’m not your enemy here. I’m here to help you out. I feel a bit rude that I had to defile a gravestone like that. Unfortunately I can’t remember what it says. So instead lead me help you by giving you a completely new clue to swallow.
*He holds up a picture of a wrench*
Cluetwo:Still not satisfied I’m an ally? I can’t blame you. After all, I did pay an innocent girl to do something morally questionable. I would never do it if it was a REAL gravestone. But I suppose I can give you one more clue. This one is for our dear friend Quagsire.
*A picture of a paintbrush with red paint on it*
Cluetwo:I’ll leave you to figure out the meaning of those words on your own. Goodbye for now.
*audience applauses*
Meowth:Dat’s right! We’re back and better than ever! Last season was full of twists and turns and this one will be even more twisted and turny…but in a good way! For example this season instead of relying on types for our contestants, we’ve instead based them on generations of pokemon games.
*audience gasps*
Wobbuffett (dressed as Monster from the American edition):Wob, wob, wob!
Meowth:I was going to tell them that! *whacks him on head with rubber toy*
Wobbuffet:*protecting head* Wobbuffet.
Meowth:Yeah, whateva. Well for those of you who aren’t native in the language of wobbuffet, he was just telling’ us that this season there’s 18 contestants again, but only 15 are going to be performing in the 3 rounds. The other 3 are going to be wild cards.
*audience gasps*
Meowth:Due to the shorter number of group members, I would also like to announce that only 2 contestants are going to get eliminated in the first 3 sets instead of 3. Consider it a bit of mercy, but your votes STILL are the determining factors on someone moving on or not. That is something that will never, and I mean NEVER change.
Audience:*applauses*
# then, in case you can’t tell by my attire, tonight we’re dressing up, and for a good reason too. Halloween is fast approaching. And me and the mon in black are all dressed up as characters from other versions of the masked singer.
Mime Jr. (dressed as the viking from the Birtish Version):Mime, mime!
Serviper (dressed up as the Russian snake):Ser ser, Serviper!
Meowth:I was planning on having the judges dress up as them in order to match a common theme between us and create bonding as unofficial team Rocket members. *upset* However, it seems they didn’t quite get the memo.
Dudley Puppy (dressed up as Sir Lancelot from Monty Python and the Holy Grail):Hi I’m Dudley! Dudley Puppy of TUFF! These are my fellow judges Hata no Kokoro, Eddie Noodleman and Linda Belcher!
Eddie Noodleman (dressed up as Brian from Monty Python Life of Brian):*upset* Well excuse us for misinterpreting things your highness. The Hedgehog was played by one of the guys from Monty Python's Flying Circus, or at least a sketch of them. We thought you wanted a Monty Python theme!
Hata No Kokoro (dressed as a member of the spanish inquisition):I knew what you meant, but nobody expects the spanish inquisition.
Linda Belcher (Dressed up as Beatrice from the Movie Theater sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus):*Lovingly* Oh Bobby I could make such a fool of myself over you.
Bob Belcher (As James from the same sketch):*Lovingly* Oh Lynn. Do. Do.
Linda:Oh Bobby yes, yes. *puts on fake glasses* Bleh dibba dibba dibba dibba.
Dudley:*smitten* Aww how sweet.
# I go now?
Linda:Yeah you can go ahead, got to make way for our guest judge.
Bob:Thanks Lynn, see after the show. *leaves*
Linda:Alright, it’s wine time!
Meowth:*upset* Why should I give you wine after you disobeyed the theme?
Bob:A reminder we are very poor, like really poor. These are the cheapest cosplay materials we could find. *approaches seat*
Meowth:...*-_-* Okay Linda gets an excuse, *ecstatic* and so do our singers because they're technically their own versions of the masked singer show. Last season in this variant, our winner was a character from Sing like Eddie. And he was also the one who got the most guesses correct, how you were feeling.
Eddie:Pretty good. I have faith that I’ll make it pretty high on the scoreboard again this season too.
Linda:I think I’ll do pretty good too, I’ve done a bit of research on other shows so I might do anything better than a 0 pointer round. And this time I won’t just be clinginging on to others' guesses. I mean I still might, if that's okay.
Kokoro:It’s not a competition between us. So yes you are free to take my guesses.
Meowth:Actually about that…nah, nevermind.
Kokoro:*stares*...Huh? What was that?
Meowth:Before I tell you anything, it’s time to welcome back a contestant from the last round who will now be performing, unmasked, and will then join the panel as a guest judge. Ladies and gentlemen, the artist formerly known as the Sneasel, Homura Akemi!
Houma Akemi (Demon Form) appears and sings Song (Magia):https://youtu.be/3mMUKg3Vsyc
Linda:Woah…nice outfit Homura!
Homura: *eerily* Outfit, yes you could say this is just another outfit isn’t it. A lovely one at that. Isn’t love such a wonderful thing?
Kokoro:..! *surprised mask* The rebellion has happened at last.
Homura:Yes, it has.
Meowth:Yes indeed, though perhaps it’s better they remain that way. *ahem* Anyways, that was a lively performance for Miss Akemi, but season 1 has long since passed. No, it’s time to move on to real seasons and have our real first contestant.
Dudley:And just who is our first contention?
Meowth:*dumbfounded* I was…*ahem* They come from the Kanto Region, making their debut in the very first game of primary colors. They may be a mantis pokemon, but will they be praying to win, or will the others be praying to beat them? Only one way to find out. Give it up for the Scyther!
Scyther:Why the Scyther character you ask? Tch, that’s unimportant. A better question to ask is why I’d want to do this. Well, let’s just say an old friend did something similar not to long ago. He was in the same club as me, only good enough to be an understudy while I was good enough to be the true star. At least, so I thought. We got into an argument involving a lot of paint. It was then he showed me his true strength which he refused to show earlier. Granted, maybe my way of asking him to show strength wasn’t the best. But now, I’m much stronger than him. Now I’m in control of one of the great organizations throughout *beep*. How that happened is another story. For now, it’s time for this beast to be the star.
Song (TOP HAT KYO Nightmare Parade):https://youtu.be/PFj8R-9iSzY
Meowth:What a jazzy way to start of the night
Homura:Oh? I thought I was the opening act. Do I not count anymore? I’m so upset.
Meowth:*nervous* Eep! N-no mam of course not. You had a great song too but this is the competition so I…I…er…uh. H-hey! Let’s get a second clue.
Dudley:Oh I remember last time we had a halloween Last time Skid and Pump went to trick on a door to get our clues. Will that happen again?
Meowth:Originally they were going to do that, but Spooky Month had other plans.
Dudley:*disappointed* Awwwww.
Eddie:*confused* So then, how are we supposed to get the clues?
Meowth:Funny thing is that these clues are going to be presented to us in the form of what the future gravestones will stay when they die.
*Audience gasps*
Meowth:Okay then guys, bring out the gravestone.
*Bellsprout, dressed as the cactus from the australian version of the show, comes in carrying a gravestone the contents are covered up by their roots but it’s soon revealed*
Meowth:It says that “He lived his life with 4 stars.”.
Linda:Awwwwww, it’s just one star off from getting the perfect review. I certainly know that feeling.
Sycther:Incidentally, the number 4 may play a more pivotal part in my own story. I won’t tell you how exactly but it played a pivotal role in my past.
Meowth:Interesting, the number 4 providing a pivotal role in the past.
Dudley:Well I think that it’s a bit too big to be anybody from BFB.
Kokoro:*angry mask* Yeah it’s definitely not anyone from that show. That should’ve been obvious considering how big they are.
Eddie:Now don’t get to mad about it, I-
Homura:*smiling* I know who it is.
Eddie:Huh? You do?
Homura:The lovely Louis from Beastars. The number 4 is tattooed on his leg and he does have ties to a pretty big criminal organization. He may have quit it but now he’s in charge of something else.
Eddie:Oh! That actually does make some sort of sense. And the friend he can be referring to is none other than Legoshi from last season!
Dudley:Interesting guesses but I was actually thinking of Mista Guido from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure part 5, Golden Wind. Although he may not be the head of the italian mafia he didn’t mention that he was exactly at the top. It’s highly likely that he was only second in command.
Linda:Oh yeah, and the “club” they’re referring to is actually the mafia subgroup that he used to be a part of. I don’t remember anything about one of his friends being on a show like this but maybe they don’t mean singinging? Maybe they’re referring to the dance scene and the friend in question is either Narancia and Fugo.
Dudley:And the number 4.
Linda:Right that too.
Kokoro:*shaking head* I was going a completely different direction than all of you. What if the number four actually referred to four of something? Like splitting something equally into four. And one particular family split his food into four. Yes, I’m talking about one of the Matsuno siblings. Ichimatsu Matsuno is my guess. He’s the fourth brother and Choromatsu was on last season.
Meowth:Interesting guesses to all of you. Interesting guesses indeed. Do you want to use your special move guesses on any of them?
Dudley:NOPE! Not playing my cards too early this time.
Kokoro:*nods* Same here.
Linda:Oh those are back! I never used them last season.
Meowth:If you want you can use them now.
Linda:Nope! I don’t think I have enough info on them, and I don’t wanna waste a guess this early. I mean look at what happened to poor Kokoro and Dudley.
Meowth:Smart move Lynn. Especially considering there’s more steak this time around.
Dudley:*excited, tail wagging* Steak? I love steak! Can I have some?
Meowth:You betcha! Hey Wobbuffet!
Wobbuffet:*tilts head* Wob?
Meowth:Get Sycther backstage, bring out our next contestant and get Dudley some steak.
Wobbuffet:*salutes* Wobbuffet!
Meowth:Speaking of our next contestant, let’s get to know them. They also come from Kanto and they’re just the cutest little fairy you’ve ever seen. However, just because they aren’t fully evolved doesn't mean they aren’t going to put up a fight. Give it up for the Clefairy.
Clearfairy:I chose Clefairy because it's in the middle of the road. I’m not mature enough to be a Clefable just yet, I need to work on my teamwork skills a little bit, and let others take the lead when necessary. Still, I wouldn’t call myself a little Cleffa. That would be me saying that I’m completely immature. Would someone without any maturity be able to drive a race car? Would someone like that get to join the greatest racing team of all time? Would someone like that get to have celebrations in a common plant?...Actually a lot of the people in my town get to do that. Maturity doesn't relate to having a good time. I bet you want to have a good time. Well then let’s get going! Cle Fairy Cle!
Song (Come Little Children):https://youtu.be/1t8-_pI1-9Q
Meowth:Wowie, Clefairy! I never expected that voice to be coming out of you, and for someone so young! I think we may have a possible champion on our hands, our youngest one yet.
Cleafairy:Thank you so much for those kind words Miss Kokoro!
Eddie:No kidding. I bet the Sanderson sisters would make you an honorary member if they heard you sing.
Homura:*smiling* That or they take your soul away.
# even if you don’t win this, I imagine that you have got your whole life ahead of you. *smiling* It’s a bit ironic, considering that this clue will be your death. Bring out the next clue guys!
*Here we see the World One Flying Ace (Snoopy) riding on top of the clue. His legs cover up the engravement of the name listed but the message underneath is silent and clear*
Dudley:It’s the easter beagle! I didn't miss him.
Kokoro:*erm mask* That’s the bunny you're after.
Dudley:LET ME HAVE THIS. Anyways, what does the rock say?
Meowth:It says here that Cleafairy will be remembered for “helping others even when it costs her top position”
Clefairy:That happened one time when I was trying to join the r-...something. There was a lot of lasangaga involved that day.
Dudley:LASAGNA? It’s the lady from Garfield! It’s Arlene from Garfield people!
Eddie:No offense, I don’t think Arline would have any form of celebration in a plant. Don’t cats have a fear of trees?
Homura:No need to get angry, follower. Dudley can’t help it if he’s not that bright.
Linda:Well then…If it’s not Arlene then perhaps it’s that adorable kitten named Nermal. She’s not as mature as Garfield but according to an old comic he’s actually a dwarf. And he’s also pretty cute.
Homura:My, and here I thought you were smarter than this. The contestant is a “she”. Nermal is a “he”.
Bob:Hey! Leave Lin out of this! He looked very feminine to me too!
Linda:*blushing* Thanks Bobby, but don’t go to harsh! She’s only middle school. *arms crossed* You should still apologize though, you're acting like a Tammy.
Homura:Your’e right. How about I make it up by helping the other judges. *claps* I think I know who this is too. You know who else loves lasagna?
Muscle Man:My mom!
Homura:*ignoring him* Sam Whippet from Go Dog Go. And you something that involved a lot of lasagne and resulted in my guess losing her first position? The final challenge in the Race Cadet training course where she and her team had to find the parts of their racing cars and assemble them. Despite the fact that it cost her a lot of time and put her in last place she still decided to help a nice old lady, a mountaineer, and a pirate, all of whom were really Sam in disguise.
Eddie:Yeah! And it was thanks to her kindness that really got her the bowl position despite actually getting last place in the challenge.
Kokoro:*intrigued mask* You are suggesting this Clefairy to be Tag Barker are you not?
Homura:It’s just a suggestion, but please, humor me if you say otherwise.
Eddie:No I’m game for that, what about you Kokoro?
Kokoro:*nods* I shall take that guess too.
Linda:Wait, the characters in that book had names?
Meowth:Interesting guesses to all of you. Are any of you right? We’ll just have to wait and see.
Wobbuffet:*arrives back with steak for Dudley* Wobb wobb.
Dudley:Yay! The steak!
Snoopy:*stomach grumbles* Hey!
Meowth:Oh, it seems the world war 1 flying ace wants some food as well. *to Wobbufett* For your next chore. Go get Clefairy backstage, get our next contestant on it and get Snoopy some wine with his dog bowl.
Eraser (BFDI):And who IS our next contestant?
Meowth:Funny you should ask that. Well maybe not funny but it is interesting that you should. Why? *upset* Because I was just about to tell you that.
Announcer (BFDI):See what I have to deal with?
Meowth:Anyways we now move from the Kanto religion to Johto. This water ground type water fish pokemon has certainly made a name for himself on the internet. Can they make themselves a name for themselves here on this show? With an award winning smile, he just might. Give it up for the Quagsire.
Quagsire:Bonjour! Your’e probably wondering why I chose these silly little Quagsire to perform as? Well, while I may not think of myself as very silly, a lot of people who watch me do. For over two decades now I've been having major problems with some tiny pests. They try to steal my food, ruin my love life, heck just ruin my life in general. “Well why not call an exterminator?” Problem is that the pests aren’t as durable as mice. In fact, the speices even rumored to survive a nuclear holocaust. That’s strange, since they are clearly no match for my spatulla. I needed a break from chasing them. That’s the main reason I did this show. Hopefully it isn’t too short of a break.
Song (Ego by Willy William):https://youtu.be/t8ZCrPnIK70
Meowth:Wow! What a great song Mr.Quagsire! And in such a pretty language. I may not speak french but something told me there was something off about the song, something about how our ego can get the better of us.
Quagsire:Indeed, The true horrors of human ego are more frightening than any monster.
Meowth:And the only more frightening thing than that is death! So then, let’s see what our next gravestone says. Bellsprout bring it out.
*A moment passses but nothing happens.*
Meowth:Err…Bellsprout? What’s the hold up?
Bellsprout:Bellsprout.
Meowth:What do you mean there’s no gravestone for him?
Bellsprout:Bellsprout!
Meowth:The stone spatula is the gravestone.
Bellsprout:...Sprooooooout!
*After that error he comes in but that’s not the only trouble that occurs.*
Meowth:It’s…blank?
Quagsire:Well, I think that silence is golden. So I decided not to put anything down.
Homura:How Interesting, just what could it possibly mean? *eerie grin* I’m so…excited to find out.
Eddie:Are you feeling okay? You seem different than last time you performed.
Homura:Yes, I suppose I am different aren’t I? It’s because I’ve taken a small portion of god’s power, and as a consequence? I’ve become a demon.
Dudley:Aw don’t say that about yourself! You're a great singer and kid from what I hear.
Homura:...なんて無知。Unfortunately even demons are not all-knowing, but I do have an idea. going to guess that this is someone none other than Mr.Krabs. Although I’ve never heard him mention anything about silence being golden before, anything relating to money could be a clue for him.
Eddie:*excited* Yeah! And Plankton is pretty small and there don’t seem to be any exterminators in Bikini Bottom, as far as I’m aware.
Linda:Eh, I don’t know, even if he did use a spatula once or twice, when was the last time you heard him speech in french? And I’m not hearing a sailors accent to him?
Homura:Well then, who would you suggest.
Dudley:Oggy from Oggy and the cockroaches! He’s French, he rarely speaks and when he does it’s usually meows. Not to mention his pests, cockroaches, are believed to outlive earth one day.
Linda:I think I’ll go with what he’s saying. I mean I’ve seen a few episodes and he does have a spatula on him-
Wobbuffet:*hands her some wine then goes to hand some to the WW1 flying ace along with his dish.*
Linda:*surprised* Oh thank you!
Kokoro:*upset* Well I for one am going a different route. We’re talking about a different kind of pest than Franklin and Cockroaches. I’m talking about Slyvester from Looney Tunes and the pest of his being none other than Tweety Bird.
Meowth:Interesting guesses to all of you, but are any of them right? There’s only one way to find out and-
Dudley:Wait hold on! We haven’t voted yet.
Meowth*embarrassed* O-oh right….:A-ha! You caught me! Good job, you deserve that steak.
Dudley:*exitected* Oh yeah! The steak!
Meowth:Y-yeah. Anyways, it’s time we get our next contestant out here. They also came all the way from Johto to sing for you. They may just be a flower in a pot, this Sun Pokemon is here to shine! Give it up for the Sunflora.
Sunflora:Hm hm hmmmmm…Ah sorry I didn’t see you there. I was just reading. Kind of hard to see when your eyes are permanently closed. Let me just…
*A third eye opens on her head and a fourth on her chest.*
Sunflora:Ok, everyone. Time to answer, why the Sunflora? Why would I choose something as sweet and innocent as a flower? Well looks can be deceiving you see. If only you looked at the warning signs. Then you might have figured out that this little flower has more to her story. But no one ever pays attention to them, like no one pays attention to books nowadays. I don’t want to leave you hanging any more than need be however. I’ve already wasted so much time already. Just remeber that I-
[The rest of this clue package has been DELETED]
Song (Dollhouse Marina Martinez):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukLiuZT449k
Eddie:*confused* I’m in my place, aren’t I?
Linda:Your’e nailed on the cross, I don’t think you can be in any other place.
Sunflora:It’s not meant to be taken literally, though I suppose that one can never be too sure when it comes to these kinds of things can they?
Meowth:Great job Sunflora. You brightened up my day!
Homura:Well now, this is certainly interesting.
Meowth:Hm? What is it?
Homura:That clue package seemed to have gotten deleted for no reason. Was that part of your clue package or not/
Sunflora:I can’t tell you that. It would be unfair to the one who worked so hard on making it for me, would it not?
Meowth:I suppose so. But what I can tell you is that your gravestone is here! Wonder what it will say.
*Snoopy appears again, once again covering up the name.”
Meowth:“[GAME OVER]”?
Sunflora:I mean, my clue package was pretty vague. Perhaps I needed one a bit more obvious? Or maybe I’m just messing with you even more.
Linda:Are you saying you're from a video game?
Meowth:She can’t tell you that!
Linda:Darn it. *sips wine* Well I have no idea who this is. The only video game character I can think of that’s associated with flowers is the Sunflower from Plants Vs Zombies. But that would be a bit dead on the nose wouldn’t it? She was the only plant that sang though. And Crazy Steve doesn't have a girlfriend.
Dudley:Well I might have an idea! She mentioned books in her story. Perhaps it’s Patchouli Knowledge from Touhou Project?...Or wait, Kokoro would recognize that otherwise.
Kokoro:*sweat mask* Well it is true that she does like to read a lot, but a costume such as that might be a bit bad for her asthma.
Homura:I think I know who this is~. *puts finger on Linda’s wine glass* It’s Monika from Doki Doki Literature, isn’t it?
Kokoro:*thinking mask*T hat would make some sense and it would make sense about the hanging clue because of [SPOILERS]. And that would explain why she was reading a book earlier.
Homura:And if the clue package did involve the deletion that would make sense due to how…aware that she is of the world around her.
Linda:Aware of the world around her? I think we all are somewhat aware of that right Eddie?
Eddie:She also mentioned delete in her clue package. I think you 2 might be onto something again. I might just go with Monika too.
Linda:Well I’m going to go with Dudley’s guess. Who knows? Maybe she’s got an asthma manager underneath the suit.
Homura:*leans head back* Ufufufufu, it really is somewhat fun playing this guessing game together isn’t it, oh goddess?
Kokoro:*embarrassed mask* Stop it, you're embarrassing me.
Linda:You sure don’t look embarrassed to me.
Homura:I wasn’t talking to her.
Meowth:Well anyways while the Sunflora-
*glitching happens on the screen*
# the heck was that?
Sunflora:It wasn’t me, I can’t even dothat.
Meowth:It might be a scary ghost then!
Dudley:A ghost? AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE *hides under table*
Eddie:Nah, I think it was just a technical error or something from the cameras, judging by the words on the side of them they were made a really long time ago. They may need to be replaced soon.
Meowth:Whatever that was, it will not stop the show! I mean we’re almost done with the episode anyways. All that’s left is for our last contestant to come on stage, sing their heart out and what not.
Wobbuffet:*tilts head to the otherside* Wobbuffet?
Meowth:Yeah, our last contestant! They’re part cat, part ferret and all the way from Hoenn. Oddly enough “goose” is in their name but I don’t see any goose part of them outside of fur color. But that doesn't matter. What matters is that the Zangoose is here. They’re ready to claw their way to victory. But just who could be behind the mask?
Zangoose (backstage):*yelling* A female!
# that’s one way to answer it, but I was actually referring to a clue package.
Zangoose (backstage):Just wanted to clarify!
Meowth:Okay then, let’s actually play the clue package!
Zangoose:I don’t really know why I chose the Zangoose. I’m not usually that grumpy like that little buddy, though sometimes I do get severe cases of the blues. I don’t have a case of Pinkeye and I don’t have any claws on me. Even if I did though I’m not exactly someone who likes to destroy things. Though when it comes to me, sometimes things happen that aren’t supposed to happen. Actually it’s a lot more common than you’d think with me. Do not panic though. Thinking like that though makes it sound like my screws are somewhat loose. I’m no machine though so I can’t guarnere what will happen, but I think I’ll be AOK to sing.
*Zangooses claws come out by accident, the letters WWW can be seen on them*
Zangoose:Oops…or maybe not.
Song (I Can’t Fix You by the Living Tombstone ft.Crusher-P):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXMwZNRiPe0
Meowth:Zangoose, you can’t fix me but you certainly wowed us with your performance.
Linda:Eh, I’ve heard better one liner out of you.
Meowth:*angry* Really now, you should try coming up with them on the fly.
Linda:Geez I’m sorry.
Zangoose:Uh, Mr.Meowth I don’t want to sound rude but about my gravestone-
Meowth:You're right, you're right. I’m sorry too. Right now we should just get the gravesto-
Wobbuffet:*panicked!* Wobb! Wobb! Wobb!
Meowth:Huh? What is it now?
Wobbuffet:Wobbuffet! Wobbuffet!
Meowth:Look if it’s not shaped like a tombstone doesn't mean.
Bellsprout:Bellsprout, Bellsprout!
Meowth:Huh? What do you mean vandalized.
Kokoro:*angry mask* Do they have no respect for the dead?
Bellsprout:Bellsprout! *shows the gravestone to Meowth*
Meowth:You are right! That is one vandalized gravestone we’re looking at here. The first part is mostly legible reading “Will be remembered by her best friends for” but beneath that it’s covered by black paint.
Wobbuffet:Wobbu wobbu wob!
Meowth:Yeah I see that too. On top of that is a line saying “The first victim of Cluetwo’s wrath.”
Linda:Cluetwo? Whose Cluetwo?
# don’t know who they could be but I think I may have an idea.
Zangoose:You do?
Meowth:If my theory is correct this “Cluetwo” character is kind of like the Clue Shark in
JohnShepherd90 ‘s series, who in itself was based upon Cluedle-Doo from the U.S version of the Masked Singer. Dudley:He’s trying to make things harder for us, is he?
Meowth:Yes, how strange. Usually he’d also try to give the viewers word of advice too, but besides the glitch from earlier everything seems to be in order.
Zangoose:He’s just lucky he didn’t vandalize my real grave. It would probably have some sort of defense system attached to it.
Homura:*laughing* Kufufu…
Meowth:That laugh, that’s the laugh of an evil person. are you Cluetwo?
Homura:No of course not, I’m too busy with my own deal to care for some silly hijacking of a clue. But I do confess that I’m the one who did the gravestone hijacking. Why? It’s because they hired me to do so.
Meowth:Gasp! I am shocked you would stoop so low.
Dudley:*disappointed* Now we’ll never figure out who she is.
Homura:Oh my giving up so easily are we?
Eddie:*angry* Yeah man, the heck? We’ve still got a lot of other clues we can go on.
Dudley:Oh yeah! You're right. The Www clue. That stands for World Wide Web. What’s that? The Internet! Perhaps this person is from a web series?
Eddie:Hey that is a good idea. Another clue was “She doesn't usually get grumpy, but sometimes get a real bad case of the blues.” I know it’s probably a stretch but could this be Ena from Ena?
Dudley:That’s who I was thinking, and she’s acting like her screws lose all the time?
Homura:Nice guess but I think you might be thinking about it too hard. *sprouts wings* YThe screws lose clue might have another meaning.
Kokoro:*nods happy mask* Indeed I’m thinking of a literal one. This person is made of screws herself. Like a robot. There’s mentions of curses of bad luck, something that a lot of teenagers often. Put those two together and you’ve got a teenage robot. My life as a teenage robot, perhaps. This is Jenny from My Life of a Teenage Robot.
Linda:Or what instead this person is actually someone who works with screws. At the very least, this person works with robots. I’ve been doing my research, you can trust me on that end. I think that in the end the only person this could possibly be Rei Ayanami from Evangelion…*thinking* That’s what Evangelion is about right? Fighting robots? Or no wait am I thinking of Voltron? I just saw the bouts of blue and she doesn't smile much. It’s really confusing.
Homura:*smiling* Interesting guesses indeed but now I instead ask you to think of the WWW clue. It could indeed mean world wide web, but isn’t there a show that has three words that all start with W? Wow Wow Wubbzy.
Linda:Wubbzy’s a guy.
Linda:No, not Wubbzy. Widget.
Meowth:Interesting claim, care to elaborate on that?
Homura:No.
Meowth:Understandable.
Zangoose:Well no matter who I am I did a pretty good job.
Meowth:Indeed you did! But did you do well enough in the eyes of our viewers? Only one way to find out and that-
Sunflora:I think I did pretty well. Even if they don’t know it’s me, they love me. And I love them.
# and that’s to vote! Like before we’ll be using a 3 name voting system. The first name you type shall have 3 votes added, the second will have 2 votes added and the third will have-
Quagsire:But look on the bright side. Even if we do lose we get to go home to our beloved friends and family.
# third name will have 1 vote added to their name. You should-
Sunflora:Not everyone is so lucky for that.
Quagsire:I didn’t mean to offend you.
Sunflora:No you're right.
Meowth:...you, the viewer, should vote carefully because the 2 with the most votes at the end of an undisclosed period of time will be ELIMINATED. You’ve only got one vote.
Group A:SO VOTE WIIIIIIIIIIII-
[The Screen Glitches]
*We then cut to see Cluetwo. It appears that they take the form of the Metwo in the movie covered in armor*
Cluetwo:*calm* Oh hello there. As you may have guessed. You didn’t think I’d be lurking in the shadows forever did you. True, technically I haven’t made my grand debut on the stage yet but trust me, I know a thing or two about these contestants. I know more about them than Meowth knows, that’s for certain.
…
Cluetwo:Don’t misinterpret me, I’m not your enemy here. I’m here to help you out. I feel a bit rude that I had to defile a gravestone like that. Unfortunately I can’t remember what it says. So instead lead me help you by giving you a completely new clue to swallow.
*He holds up a picture of a wrench*
Cluetwo:Still not satisfied I’m an ally? I can’t blame you. After all, I did pay an innocent girl to do something morally questionable. I would never do it if it was a REAL gravestone. But I suppose I can give you one more clue. This one is for our dear friend Quagsire.
*A picture of a paintbrush with red paint on it*
Cluetwo:I’ll leave you to figure out the meaning of those words on your own. Goodbye for now.
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