Hrm...no, Scappo's not playing Assassin's Creed 3 at all...He's not spending hours killing people in interesting ways when he should be working- heavens no! He's sitting at his desk, dilligently working at his commission list until they're aalll-

Hold on, gotta kill this guard *insert squishy, artery noise here....*

Alrighty....now. What was I saying? Ahh yes. Ah the virtues of hard work and- oh forget it.

*Goes to continue playing...*