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Universallord ~universallord

Art Whore

18 years ago

And now I know.
And knowing is power!

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Now all you need is to control the spice, for the double win!

Kaiva ~kaiva

Musician

18 years ago

OMG DUNE!!!!!
<3<3<3<3<3<3!

FreckSpindly ~freckspindly

Digital Artist

18 years ago

Knowledge is not power, but the prelude to power.

Trilicon ~trilicon

16 years ago

hide it well

cookie for anyone who got that

NutjobGTO ~nutjobgto

Photographer

18 years ago

Nooo, knowing is half the battle.

cypher ~cypher

Interactive Fiction Writer

18 years ago

Lol

Danius ~danius

Watcher

18 years ago

Wtf lol. :D

Satosuke ~satosuke

Sad, lonely weirdo

18 years ago

LOL.

Pithlit ~pithlit

Digital Artist

18 years ago

that makes sense

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

It does? Crap! Now I have to re-do it all!

galaxydigi11612 ~galaxydigi11612

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

huh ·_·

im confused

HydeScratch369 ~darkmuse03

Digital Artist

18 years ago

it's like women are the root of all evil.

Hex ~hex

Art Whore

18 years ago

lawls. :D

Cyx_The_Dragon ~cyxthedragon

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Absolutely fantastic and original... Wish I had a 8X12 print of this. =D

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Actually, you can. The original is a vector so you can have it in OMGGIANTSIZELAWL format.
http://www.cuprohastes.com/lj/kittenchart.pdf

JqRaptor ~jqraptor

Art Whore

17 years ago

forget an 8x12, I'm making this into a wall poster :D

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

Well, as an emissary for both god and kittens, thank you for this.

When you made this it made them kill each other and I watched.

Lemur ~lemur

Watcher

18 years ago

LOL Thats just friggin funny awesome. X3

Charha ~charha

Digital Artist

18 years ago

All my problems are now solved. =)

Universallord ~universallord

Art Whore

18 years ago

I thought the information would be vital.

Charha ~charha

Digital Artist

18 years ago

I've done my best to memorize this chart.. I live in an apartment with two pervert cats and I have a good reason to believe that in this household everyone masturbates a lot. This information might actually save our lives!

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Think of it as a public (pubic?) service announcement. Now all science has to do is work out how you specify which kitten dies, or vice versa.
Think of the possibilities! No more war! Just rooms upon rooms of kittens with porn!

Tegani ~tegani

Watcher

17 years ago

Ah, given that... it's just a short leap to using a really perverted application of the concepts of Douglas Adams... and creating the Infinite Improbability Assassin!!!

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

17 years ago

You know you scare me, right?

Tegani ~tegani

Watcher

17 years ago

Goody! My main weapon is fear... fear and surprise. Um... My two main weapons are Fear, Surprise, and biiiig hooters. ... Three! My THREE main weapons... (with apologies to the Pythons)

thewhitedragon ~thewhitedragon

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

the moar you know...

skunktoy ~skunktoy

Watcher

18 years ago

Poor little kittens...so many of them, and so little time...

Veirge ~veirge

Traditional Artist

18 years ago

I can has cheeezburger?

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

You can has cheeseburger!*
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2.....a-cheezburger/

*I'm british, we only use Z in special cirumstances. It's a religious thing.

Geemo ~geemo

Macro Muttbutt

18 years ago

If someone asks you if you are a God, you say... YES!

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Additionally: Don't Cross The Streams

anaktis ~anaktis

18 years ago

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time :)

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Says the Hyena-cupcake? I love that icon, BTW.

anaktis ~anaktis

18 years ago

Aww, thank you! :)

Jalen ~jalen

Writer

18 years ago

Dude... I think I'm finaly starting to worry about your sanity. o.o

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

My sanity is fine.
[Holds up little frost covered jar]
See? I keep it in the freezer so it stays fresh!

Coillscath ~coillscath

Watcher

18 years ago

I loled so goddamn hard. Props. :B

Thunder_Ejjim ~thunderejjim

18 years ago

I totally lawled!

zlatohrbitek ~zlatohrbitek

Writer

18 years ago

That's hilarious!

mistshark ~mistshark

Watcher

18 years ago

Very informative, I must pass this on to the church and 2 Ministries asap!

[Also it was pee-you-pants funny]

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

If you do, please write up the results. It should be informative.

BiggKatt ~biggkatt

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

I believe I'm going to be laughing at this for weeks to come.

Nite the Dragon ~danandnite

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

What can I say? LOL.

But what about if I am me?

DragonMagica ~dragonmagica

Traditional Artist

18 years ago

ROFL interesting.

Folfy ~folfy

Watcher

18 years ago

<3 That is awesome!

God's a perv.

kerplunk ~kerplunk

Musician

18 years ago

God gives the best handjobs ever (he invented them).

Kittens scratch you... a lot.

mtext ~mtext

Watcher

18 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=138N_MAY7V0&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytPXxrGYT5g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gB3Czv0vbw

Aww jeez, now I gotta go kill God... Maybe if it was just one dirty cat, I could'a let it slide, but man, they're as bad as we are!

mtext ~mtext

Watcher

18 years ago

And THEN, while I'm busy killing God, what do they do? THEY MASTURBATE SOME MORE! Filthy beasts! *exasperated sigh*

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Of course, if you and god both group maturbate with kittens, teh universe implodes.

Shira ~shira

Writer

18 years ago

This sort of thing seems really deep and philosophical if you look at it first thing in the morning, before your brain actually engages.

Kinaro ~kinaro

18 years ago

you can has cheese burger! thats awsome! woot! XD

Wolfhound ~wolfhound

Photographer

18 years ago

Seldom have applied combinatorics looked as hilarious as in this one.

aintn0body ~aintn0body

Watcher

18 years ago

This is made of so much win...

MistressVixen ~mistressvixen

Digital Artist

18 years ago

hahaha... XD

Abyss666 ~abyss666

Watcher

18 years ago

I have heard rumors that Domo Kun's are involved as well, can you confirm?

http://senocular.com/pub/images/hum.....he-domokun.jpg

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

I can neither confirm nor deny that. I could tell you but... the first time you went to sleep, the Domo-kun under your bed would eat your liver.

Alorwin -alorwin

Writer

18 years ago

This made me laugh until I couldn't breathe.

Tikara ~tikara

Purple Space Cat

18 years ago

...... this wins.. I can't think of anything else.. wtf XD

FoxyTangerine ~foxytangerine

Anime Artist

18 years ago

Why didn't they teach me this in sex ed?

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

It's a conspiracy. They don't want Atheists teaching kittens to masturbate.
You see, Atheists don't believe in god, so every time a kitten masturbates, god kills a believer.

HeavyMuffins ~heavymuffins

Photographer

18 years ago

*head explodes*

*favorites*

Every time an atheist masturbates. Nothing happens.

kitsubaka ~kitsubaka

Traditional Artist

18 years ago

sweet god...XD

ChemicalDrgn ~chemicaldrgn

I'm the bad guy.

18 years ago

now that is handy!

alexreynard !alexreynard

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? *brain aneurysm*

nidopug ~nidopug

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

This makes so much sense to me! Thank you for making this X3

Muggy ~muggy

Remixer

18 years ago

Oh my god..

tsen ~tsen

Watcher

18 years ago

This reminds me of my philosophy class.

jynx_fox ~jynxfox

Writer

18 years ago

The cheeseburger part at the end made me lol

pj wolf ~pyrostinger

Writer

18 years ago

Okay...

What happens when you kill yourself masturbating?

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

We mock you.

pj wolf ~pyrostinger

Writer

18 years ago

What if... God kills himself while masturbating a kitten? AND watching YOU masturbate? *waves his paws around mysteriously...*

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Neitze can has Cheeseburger, since God Is Dead, and he gets to be proved right.

vappykid5 ~vappykid5

Interloper

18 years ago

Dude, my brain just fried.

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Mm. Brain sandwiches... Brains are massively high in fat and cholestrol. For every 100g of brain, the serving contains 112.5 grams of fat!

vappykid5 ~vappykid5

Interloper

18 years ago

Ohh, I almost forgot about that.

Kazildarkeye ~kazildarkeye

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Now I understand everything. This answered to my all questions.

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Verily. I am a wise dragon.
Says so on my char sheet.

Kazildarkeye ~kazildarkeye

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Oh alright... I see

novaroo ~novaroo

Art Whore

18 years ago

this is the best flow-chart I have ever seen =D

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

Thankyou. It's becasue I'm a god-damned genius.

Kaiva ~kaiva

Musician

18 years ago

Wow this is amazingly awesome and entertaining ^ ^
you sir win the intar-tubes/net/webs O-o

Murasama ~murasama

18 years ago

Weee god dies if a kitten masturbates me :D

Vaalon -vaalon

Watcher

18 years ago

I'm a kitten, so I can has Cheeseburger. :3

Unique and funny.

Ez-Bone ~ez-bone

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

XDXDXDXD

Seren_Tremio ~serentremio

Art Whore

18 years ago

That was incredibly enlightening.

Githe ~githe

Writer

18 years ago

What about is god a kitten?

Taliesin_the_dragoon ~taliesinthedragoon

Pink & Blue dragon being

18 years ago

I CAN HAS A CHEESBURGOR YAY!

SonadowFiend ~sonadowfiend

Writer

18 years ago

I've been watched by a cat while masturbatin a friend.

SomeoneRandom ~someonerandom

Writer

18 years ago

XD Strangely... logical.
Dya get the pony? =D

Luna_Redmoon ~lunaredmoon

Anthro Artist

18 years ago

Who dies when Kittens masterbate? God. Cause I killed him...
lol...wow this did make things interesting...

MentalAbyss ~mentalabyss

3D modeller

18 years ago

you get points for epic win, this made my week xD

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

18 years ago

I'm saving my Epic Win poitns up. I'm going to redeem them for an Internet.

mookie ~mookie

Musician

17 years ago

This is the catholic way.

The Amazing Cuprohastes ~cuprohastes

Snerdberglar

17 years ago

Can't be - there's no entries for having babies or feeling guilty.

mookie ~mookie

Musician

17 years ago

Well, the Catholic Church is a large organisation.

churchy ~churchy

Art Whore

17 years ago

I know this is a very very late comment but I find this brilliant!
I have now found a even better line than before "Every time you kill yourself God masturbates a kitten".
Epic and wonderful!