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Have you ever been so angry that your armpits barked?

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Happy Birthday You Nefarious Bastard

by Raye Matthews Coffee Addict

15 years ago

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Done for Eastwood for his birthday yesterday but I'm lame as hell and finished it today because THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL!

Moral of the story: Don't be my friend and tell me your birthday. :3

Lothar belongs to

lotharhex

lotharhex
Eastwood belongs to himself

I don't know what's worse. The fact that it took me a while because I had to go back and edit it to make it purposely horrid looking or the fact that I even did this at all.

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Caden-Gallic ~caden-gallic

Casual artgoer

15 years ago

uh... nomz?

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

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Coffee Addict

15 years ago

hard core noming

Caden-Gallic ~caden-gallic

Casual artgoer

15 years ago

indeed .-.
personaly, i prefer good old british tea, eh wot? =3

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

OMG I heart tea!

Caden-Gallic ~caden-gallic

Casual artgoer

15 years ago

me too =D
*raises mug for toast*

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

cheer :3 <3

Caden-Gallic ~caden-gallic

Casual artgoer

15 years ago

to britishness! *cling*

Josefjackal ~josefjackal

Anime Artist

15 years ago

So cute and funny

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Thanks ^^

RandomHero90 ~randomhero90

Watcher

15 years ago

Haha oh god...this is a new level of nom noms XD

Great comic!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha! Thanks. Nom the HARDCORE way

Charlie Kitsune ~kitsunechao

Tailmaw user

15 years ago

scottc

scottc's character got birthday today ^^

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

HAPPY FIFTH!

Manic_the_Fox ~manicthefox

Watcher

15 years ago

happy birthday, good work.

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Happy birthday indeed :D Thanks!!

Mechafox ~mechafox

Writer

15 years ago

he ate all the coffee cake ...

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

In one gulp too :C

Mechafox ~mechafox

Writer

15 years ago

great now celebrate my half birthday so we can have more cake, yay cake. Plus it will give Luther a good reason to drink though he needs no reason to drink.

Peterdm89 ~peterdm89

Art Whore

15 years ago

XD i love you stuff

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha I'm glad :)

lostwolfen ~lostwolfen

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

haha! this is completly F***ed up comic! i just love the craziness inside it, it's made me a good laugh! the facial expressions
are simply priceless!!! the third panel is simply awesome! when i firstly seen it for the first time i was like "what the heck???"
all that for a simply freaking cake?! wondering what happened in the delete scene....maybe an akward moment? XD
this a great stuff as usual! i just can't be tired of the humor! make always my day! keep it up this way! ^w^

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

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Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha I'm glad it made your day <3

lostwolfen ~lostwolfen

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

yeah it's just giving me a good laugh at least i don't spend all the day moody, going back from school doing my damn homeworks
and getting sleepy after it! this comic makes me feel happier! and it's great job otherwise i wouldn't be that joyful! ^w^

Jeffk38uk ~jeffk38uk

Anime Artist

15 years ago

I guess you could say he got his cake...

*puts on sunglasses.

...and ate it too.

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Oh god, why did that make me lol irl? XD

DireWolf505 ~direwolf505

Furry MilTech Enthusiast

15 years ago

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

DireWolf505 ~direwolf505

Furry MilTech Enthusiast

15 years ago

Indeed.

Digital Artist

15 years ago

THat shit was funny as hell man!!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

haha! I'm glad you find it funny!

animalalf ~animalalf

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

ES EL CUMPLEAÑOS DE EASTWOOD?!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck! HAY COMO LO AMO! DALE UN BESO DE MI PARTE!!!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

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Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Si, :) Pero yo no creo que un beso de me es una buena idea ;P

animalalf ~animalalf

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

entiendo igual te quedo AWESOME! daria cualquier cosa por conocerlo es super sexy X3

BloodyButterfly ~bloodybutterfly

15 years ago

confusing but very funny ^^

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

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Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Hehe if you're confused then my job is completed BWAHAHAHA now for the cheesecake

ImpishToonster ~impishtoonster

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

ZOMG he turned to "unhappy Ed" from Ed, Edd and Edy. =DDD Brilliant scenes.

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

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Coffee Addict

15 years ago

LOL what's the 'unhappy ed' thing? X3

Thank you!!

ImpishToonster ~impishtoonster

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Yay! I found you the episode! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCJYzMOqB-8&feature=related

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

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Coffee Addict

15 years ago

oh my god, lol, I don't know what's funnier, the fact that it's fastforward and squeaky or the randomness of it <3

So why was he angry?

ImpishToonster ~impishtoonster

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Because he had a little rock in his shoe.

blueball01 ~blueball01

Photographer

15 years ago

En primer lugar lo encuentro divertido y segundo, I didn't knew you can speak Espanol...

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha, yeah, I was born in PR and then I moved to America, although I still speak spanish, because I've spoken more English than Spanish, my spanish suffers a bit, but I still understand it completely :3
And thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed :D

IsaiahHalfBreed ~isaiahhalfbreed

Digital Artist

15 years ago

XDXDXDXD keep doing theese
i luv emm :P

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Hehe, sure :3 I plan to ;)

IsaiahHalfBreed ~isaiahhalfbreed

Digital Artist

15 years ago

YAY! 8D>

15 years ago

lol. wow. I didnt know me and Eastwood are of the same age.

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

I'm older than eastwood :o

15 years ago

You dont seem like it, but of course I never seen anyone get so drunk on half a bottle.

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

That's because I'm tiny, and intolerant to booze :C

15 years ago

You say it likes its a bad thing. Who knows, maybe your body is saying you can take something really heavy. Kinda like Oh my goddess. Belldandy can drink the strongest drink and not be intoxicated. Just only when she drinks a can coke does she sorry for anything and makes them wish's. plants, vaccums, dead people.

LabrnMystic ~labrnmystic

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Is he like Bender? Where his arms can put themselves back on him? :3

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha nah, :p he needs a repair man now :C poor lothar XD

LabrnMystic ~labrnmystic

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

That would explain the held fist punch. *nods*

Velixer ~velixer

Semi-Writer/Character Collector

15 years ago

.....its official...I must watch you...I cannot pass up your comedic nature ._.
*goes and rofls to death* XDDDD

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha thank you :) I'm glad you like my humor ^^

Velixer ~velixer

Semi-Writer/Character Collector

15 years ago

Absolutely
I honestly need more humor in my life

artistafrustrado ~artistafrustrado

Watcher

15 years ago

pffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xDDDDDDD

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

*giggles * ^^

artistafrustrado ~artistafrustrado

Watcher

15 years ago

:)

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

bionic arm is ALWAYS usefull

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

even when not attached ;D

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

yup^^

JohnCanavi ~johncanavi

Fursuiter

15 years ago

What is the Inquisition gonna do with these clown shoes...?

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Use them as weapons of mass hilarity :p

JohnCanavi ~johncanavi

Fursuiter

15 years ago

Or continent-implosion.

arygwen ~arygwen

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

I hope to have a birthday this epic!!!!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

if you BELIEVE hard enough, it WILl be this epic

BELIEVE NOW! I SAID BELIVE IT AAHHH BELIEVE AAAAH!

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