Someone once asked me, in the middle of class, "Oh, Tyler, why cant i marry your art?" and I said, "because, it has commitment issues and you'll have babies with disorders." then they went away and cried. I want to have your adopted babies,

Flattering, but I know you're not serious. xD Not even I can marry my own artwork, but if I had a choice, I'd probably live in my own sketchbook. c:

Uggggh youre ruining my jokes. D: it fills my heart with infinite sadness. And I didnt want to marry your artwork... I was just telling of my amazing conversations with people. ID LIVE IN MY SKETCHBOOK TOO STOP CRAMPING MY STYLE..

YOU'RE WELCOME - IN ALL CAPS, OMG. :D I was gonna say something witty, but I didn't wanna hurt your feelings. c:

NOOOO SAY SOMETHING WITTY YOU BOOTCH

You can't marry art because it won't love you back. D: You can love on it all you want... It won't return your love. No, you'll just wind up as a sad, lonely, and depressing 60-year-old virgin with no past, no present, and no future! :D

Or did you wish it was real? Dunno about you, maybe you consider yourself unique or something, but I think most of us wish our fantasies were real. Heh... xD

c: there we go. thats what I was expecting you to say. xDD

Actually, I was going to say something else much wittier, but I had forgotten what I was going to say. Durp.

aghhhh ADARE!!!!

You're WELCOME. ;D