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my ass is simply voluptuous i can bounce on it like a yoga ball, think Tigger from Winnie the pooh but just the ass, no tail. i can clench these cheeks hard enough it makes a sound that can be heard all the way across the country, the sheer power of my ass is really a force no one can reckon with, its beyond words. when i take a shit it takes years to unwedge the log from my cheeks.