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I really need to learn photography
Because my photos are shit! I've had a couple of people ask recently so here is another, more updated pic of me in boring pose, where you'd probably rather get a good look at the Van Helsing werewolf on the banner behind me, only I've framed it in such a way that... you can't!
My bed is right underneath that bad boy so it's like porn above my bed and nobody knows it.
My bed is right underneath that bad boy so it's like porn above my bed and nobody knows it.
Category Photography / All
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 960 x 1280px
File Size 146.5 kB
Haha- little guts are cute though, but I know what you mean. I don't like mine either, but I can also see the appeal- at the end of the day it comes down to what you're happy with, as balanced against the compromises you make to keep the love of your life happy!
But I'm already sleeveless! I'm a bit bashful to post shirtlessness on here- there would need to be some kind of...remuneration... as encouragement to do so!
But cute, yeah- totally, I know- I'd do me! Lol- cheers dude.
My milky-white arms bring all the boys to the yard
But cute, yeah- totally, I know- I'd do me! Lol- cheers dude.
My milky-white arms bring all the boys to the yard
20 bucks? 20 BUCKS?! Do I *look* like a common hooker-come-pole-dancer to you?
I require a 50 for any kind of hip gyration. 50.
Oh! I can hook you up long time when you come back home- nobody ever asks me for posters or anything and it annoys me! So you shall have some.
I require a 50 for any kind of hip gyration. 50.
Oh! I can hook you up long time when you come back home- nobody ever asks me for posters or anything and it annoys me! So you shall have some.
So if "love you long-time" is 50-dollah, what do I get for a 100? ANYTING I WAN?
*ahem* Don't mind me... just having a Full Metal Jacket moment...
As for the posters, I cannot believe you don't have friends all over you to get freebies I would never seek to take advantage of you like that, but if you found some cook ones with sexy critters or cute guys on them, well it would be remiss for me to say no wouldn't it? I would insist on paying for them by taking you out for dinner, however.
*ahem* Don't mind me... just having a Full Metal Jacket moment...
As for the posters, I cannot believe you don't have friends all over you to get freebies I would never seek to take advantage of you like that, but if you found some cook ones with sexy critters or cute guys on them, well it would be remiss for me to say no wouldn't it? I would insist on paying for them by taking you out for dinner, however.
I can work with moobs and I suspect yours are just luscious and wonderful. Then that payment you shall have, with interest from delayed payment and exchange-rate variances
But you should definitely save a bit of money for a male hooker and some blow to snort off his dick. You haven't lived until you've tried it - right-wing American religious leaders swear by it.
But you should definitely save a bit of money for a male hooker and some blow to snort off his dick. You haven't lived until you've tried it - right-wing American religious leaders swear by it.
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