Unicron's powerful beam attack will penetrate deep into your crust, firing deep within you and filling you with heat and fire before he blows your world! Don't bother running or fleeing, he'll catch you by surprise no matter where you run and have his way with you and leave you flaming hot! And beware his horniness, it's dangerous!

The only things that burns hotter than that.. ..is your puns.

It's a worldwide punomenon! Which sounds like a Digimon. Punemon, digivolve to… Punonemon! Anyway, where was I? Oh right. And the only way to defeat Unicron is to take the magical key and insert it deep into Cybertron and drive it home, twisting and turning it to awaken the sleeping god so that he can combine four world ships into a giant cannon that he can fire deep into Unicron's waiting orb and blow him away!

Light our darkest hour~

And we'll have a gay old time with the Matrix of Leadership!

Oh god.


I can't stop laughing like an idiot.

Sometimes, I make things. :|

oh ithought it said Gay Unicorn

Bah. That would have been to boring. :B

Yeah...totally not buying this one.

I mean, come on. That planetoid is waaaaaaay to big for Unicron to be prancing on.

I dunno… in one continuity, he was only large enough to disguise himself as Cybertron's moon.

Which version was that?

Armada. He had disguised himself as Cybertron's moon for quite a long time, until he revealed the truth of his nature.

I can't really picture Unicron outside of his awesomeness in the movie. You know, the real Transformers movie.

You mean the one with Eric Idle playing a crazy robot, and the wacky soundtrack?

That would be the one. Best(and only) Transformers movie, ever.

I dunno, from what I saw it was about equal in quality to the live action movies…

Serious? I had to watch through those 2 live-action films and to me, those were absolute garbage. The second was even far worse than the first one, and that was bad to begin with.

For me, the Gen 1 movie was far superior to any other version. Orson Welles, Leonard Nimoy, Eric Idle, and Judd Nelson. How can you go wrong with that combo? Also, no Robot Heaven.

I would like to point out the fact that Transformers are known for scale inconsistency. :p

Oh, I know. Jus playing around and giving you a hard time. Its what friends are for.

They even have an article on it!

hahahahha nice sieg

Thanks. ^^

ROBOT UNICRON ATTACK

Unicron, speeding through some sort of a hyperspace tunnel, catching Galvatron faeries and Falcon Punching through planetoids and leaving a rainbow afterimage when he jumps while "Always" by Erasure plays in the background.

Beyond mindfuck.

Lolz Hate to think of what he does with the little minions that he creates. Although Galvatron was already pretty gay to begin with. Wait, I was being insensitive we aren't supposed to say things are gay anymore. Galvatron was pretty Homosexual anyway.

Galvatron was a Rear Admiral.

Lol

Thinking of Unicron with a lisp makes my head come dangerously close to exploding. XD

What, only dangerously close? ;p

"For a time, I conthidered thparing your fabulous little planet of Thybertron..."

*Head asplodes*

Just as planned. *Gendo Pose*

Alternatively.

DESTROYED.

Both are good. XD

Also: "My dethtiny! You cannot dethtroy.. my dethtinyyyyyyyyyyyyy!~"

Now imagine Orson Welles is speaking the lines.

I saw this and I was like "OH EMM GEE *squees*" xD

O_O HELL YES.

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PFFFFF...This is even funnier to me because I've been on a bit of a Unicron kick XD

this makes sense because his voice actor in rise of the beasts is gay.