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Zephr's 2010 Advent Calender
DAY 1
Zephr is a fertile guy, I'm sure you all know this by now. So is the rest of his family, also well known. There are a number of issues with these fertility problems, almost entirely correlated to the large amount of nieces, nephews, sons, daughters, and beyond which results from a severe disregard to birth control in the family.
Holidays are among the top of surprises for the tiger. Sure, he loves to meet up with friends and family and get presents, himself.
BUT little does he realize that with each passing year, the budget for presents goes up several times, as long as both he and his siblings remain hyperfertile. And with kids wanting iPads the most, this year, Zephr is probably going to have an aneurysm ;3
Zephr: What the?! THIS is the Christmas List? H-how?
Zephra: Well, what do you expect? I've had at least four dozen cubs since last year...what about you?
Zephr and Zephra © meee
DAY 1
Zephr is a fertile guy, I'm sure you all know this by now. So is the rest of his family, also well known. There are a number of issues with these fertility problems, almost entirely correlated to the large amount of nieces, nephews, sons, daughters, and beyond which results from a severe disregard to birth control in the family.
Holidays are among the top of surprises for the tiger. Sure, he loves to meet up with friends and family and get presents, himself.
BUT little does he realize that with each passing year, the budget for presents goes up several times, as long as both he and his siblings remain hyperfertile. And with kids wanting iPads the most, this year, Zephr is probably going to have an aneurysm ;3
Zephr: What the?! THIS is the Christmas List? H-how?
Zephra: Well, what do you expect? I've had at least four dozen cubs since last year...what about you?
Zephr and Zephra © meee
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It should really go digital to save forests :P
Something to the effect of:
"Hey! *required hand shake*......So....how've you been...........
Good to hear........um....how's your work?.........
Good, Good......So....um.......
I see your wives are expecting again.........
How many this time?............congradulations............
....Um.......yeah so........
Well it was great talking with you, see you next year.
Merry-and/or-happy Politically-Correct-Holiday-Of-Your-Own-Choosing to you and your every expanding family
Oh, can you move your car so I can get out of the driveway? Thanks, Bye."
Must be like a clown car :P
And with my own fertility, I probably have more kids than the amount his whole family has combined..... maybe, but it depends on the fertility of the rest of his family. Hehe. One thing I love to do is set new records for largest litter size. XP My average litter size is twelve, but I tend to have much more than that.
That's a lot of mouths to feed
I'd be happy to help you reach the untrigintillion mark. Yup that's 96 zeros.
Eh, not a problem for me. I can grow more breasts, and grow in height. All my kids are still nursing.
Eh....... whoa. That sounds like a lot.....