Elpis and Shelly somehow accidentally brought home an evil possessed doll! Thanks to Elpis's superhuman strength, the doll is pretty much harmless to her. But company will be at the house in just a few minutes!!! What to do with a lethal pest?

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Shelly
"Ohkae. Et were cyut et faerst, bot teh wee gomeril hahs wern ouut ets wehlcuum."

A possessed plastic children's doll clings to Elpis's leg, repeatedly but ineffectively trying to stab it with a knife.

Doll
"Grumblegrumblefuckyourfatherfuckyourfatheryourmothersuckscocksinhellrubblerubble..."

*Tink tink tink*

Elpis
"I trieds ta destroy it, but da little bastid keeps pullin' isself back togeddah no mattah how much I tears it apaht. Even burnin' the jabroni to ashes didn't help... An' I don't know any exorcism spells... Howz I get rid o' dis butta’ gazz’?"

Doll
"Whatwaswillbewhatiswillbenomorenowisthetimefortheseasonofevilblrblrblrblrblrblr...."

*Tink tink tink*

Shelly
"Eibon an her tahrt uv a daw'er ahr gonne beh 'ere en an haar. Joost gev et teh oold Arbetal Betch Loonch, an' cahlm yer tehts."

Elpis
*Shrug*

Elpis picks up the doll and walks outside as it still tries to stab her arm.

Doll
"I'veseenthingsyoupeoplewouldn'tbelieveattackshipsonfireontheborderof-"

*Tink tink tink*

Elpis grips the doll and chucks it with unbridled force.

Doll
"ORRRIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!"

It flies straight into the sky, the clouds and blue hue irising out like a ripple as it goes.
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Art by Sutibaru at https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sutibaru
Color by N-Kosi at twitter.com/FuryLvL3

Characters belong to Famwammer and are part of Fireball.