Once upon a Time! (Like they all say) there was a handsome and evil king well with no name (Logan Oliver Travis actually) he's living his daily life ruining the kingdom and pissing on it making people's life hell for those weaker and inferior than him including mistreating his peasants! One day the evil king asks his magic smartphone who is the hottest of them all to have his ego fed the magic smartphone responds: You are the hottest of them all! Until Jexter took his throne making the king envious and jealous he wants Jexter executed! The guard tells jexter to run away and never come back! He meets 7 dawgs who pretty much raise and take care of him until one day the evil king disguises himself as a boy scouts cat trying to "sell" a cookie to Jexter but he refuses until he buys the cookie, eats it and gets "poisoned" put into a casket until his "true love" kisses him and wakes him up from his suspended animation state, they barely know anything about each other and get married and live happily ever after the end! Blah blah! Such fantastic storytelling! Tell that to Disney!
Dialogue:

Evil King: Magic Smartphone! Who is the Hottest of them all?
Magic Smartphone: You're the hottest of them all your majesty!
Magic Smartphone: Nevermind! Target Red is the Hottest of them all!
Evil King: WHAT?!!!
EXECUTE HIS FOXY BUT!!!
Guard: Run!
Run away!
Never come
back!
(Meet the 7 Dawgs!)
Phony Boy Scout Cat: Sir would you like to buy a cookie?
Jexter: No Thanks!
Phony Boy Scout Cat: Please?
Jexter: OK
7 Dawgs: Is he dead?
(HAPPILY EVA AFTER! FIN! BLAH! BLAH!)