Pacato managed to dig his way into one of those cozy homemade smokehouses that was chock full of pork shoulder, brisket, ribs, links of sausages, smoked wheels of cheese, and gorged himself on so much, the next morning, when you went to inspect how everything was coming along, you found one very, very full fox, much too big to squeeze back out the way he came in, much less budge to waddle.

As it turns out, it was a blessing in disguise when you posted the picture of the aftermath, and especially Pacato to social media, as the fat, photogenic fox became an unofficial mascot of the local farm to table restaurant that you supply all of your meats to. The fox might've taken a big bite out of your profits for the time being, but the orders that came in afterwards were as generous and ample as the fox's belly!

Art by  jezzabelle