FA+
Shop
1067
Views
Views
69
Favorites
Favorites
Category
Artwork (Digital) / Fat Furs
Species Deer
Size 1280 x 1242
File Size 324.5 kB
Report this content
★
More from Booknut
Listed in Folders
Master Samson, Exalted Chef
”Oh! Why, what a pleasure it is to meet you, traveler! You have heard of me, no? Ah, you have! It warms my heart that I am still known in the hearts of the wandering and weary… as a reward for the joy you’ve brought me, why don’t you sit with my apprentice and I for a meal?
…
My, you really plowed through that! What an impressive appetite you have - now, onto the main course. Oh, but of course, that was only the appetizer, my friend! Oh, you’re worried about your broken belt, is that it? Well, that’s a sign that I’ve done something marvelous with my cooking today, haha! Not to worry, Pipin will fetch you a new belt when you’re done eating… probably, oh, sometime around the 10th course or so… now relax, my friend, and eat…
…
Oh-ho-ho! Almost there, friend! Just a few more bites, and then you’ll reach desert! Yes, yes, I know, you feel as full as the moon and can hardly stand, but, can you deny how delicious this all is? How happy you feel? Ah- see, you can’t! Well, just keep eat, drink, and be merry, my friend! Don’t worry about going hungry when sleep overtakes you, dear Pipin will help you finish your plate. The splendid tastes as aromas will color your dreams, and, when you wake, there’ll still be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd breakfast to look forward to in the morning!"
—-
Here’s another character from my campaign, the legendary Master Samson, a traveled and exalted chef of all styles! He is the dotting master of dear Pipin O’Dair, and an excessively gracious host - perhaps even too gracious... Should you cross him in your journey, be prepared for a feast that’ll make your tastebuds to explode with flavor, and your clothing to explode with flab! But how could you ever deny any of his kind offerings of marvelous meals and succulent sweets? His generosity truly knows no bounds - much like your waistline should you stick around…
…
My, you really plowed through that! What an impressive appetite you have - now, onto the main course. Oh, but of course, that was only the appetizer, my friend! Oh, you’re worried about your broken belt, is that it? Well, that’s a sign that I’ve done something marvelous with my cooking today, haha! Not to worry, Pipin will fetch you a new belt when you’re done eating… probably, oh, sometime around the 10th course or so… now relax, my friend, and eat…
…
Oh-ho-ho! Almost there, friend! Just a few more bites, and then you’ll reach desert! Yes, yes, I know, you feel as full as the moon and can hardly stand, but, can you deny how delicious this all is? How happy you feel? Ah- see, you can’t! Well, just keep eat, drink, and be merry, my friend! Don’t worry about going hungry when sleep overtakes you, dear Pipin will help you finish your plate. The splendid tastes as aromas will color your dreams, and, when you wake, there’ll still be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd breakfast to look forward to in the morning!"
—-
Here’s another character from my campaign, the legendary Master Samson, a traveled and exalted chef of all styles! He is the dotting master of dear Pipin O’Dair, and an excessively gracious host - perhaps even too gracious... Should you cross him in your journey, be prepared for a feast that’ll make your tastebuds to explode with flavor, and your clothing to explode with flab! But how could you ever deny any of his kind offerings of marvelous meals and succulent sweets? His generosity truly knows no bounds - much like your waistline should you stick around…
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fat Furs
Species Deer
Size 1280 x 1242px
File Size 324.5 kB
Comments