The idea that hyenas spend their time sneaking about and stealing the spoils from more “noble” animals like the lion is another misconception. Field studies have found that lions actually steal more kills from spotted hyenas than vice versa.—TED

Then you be like: WeLl HyAeNas KilL LiOn CuBs WaaH.
Me: Shut up lion, you kill your own cubs. You’re also not the king. You’re just egotistical and drunk with testosterone, thinking you’re the man going after a hippo by yourself and dying, you’re the real idiot here, not us. Go fuck yourself.
We aren’t stupid, Smithsonian proved that. We aren’t that ugly compared to a goblin shark. And we aren’t hermaphrodites.