"'Subject: Bravo-1-0-Bravo?!?' ...REALLY?!?"

JUST because I enjoy me some good garbage DOESN'T mean I'm STUPID!!! I love how they forget TOUCHING me can be lethal! It's only because they found me on the brink of death and nursed me back to health I put up with their bulls**t!!! Well that and my roommate's a pretty cool chick to hang out with! Having a Ditto around comes in handy from time to time...at the very least it's become a GREAT way to f**k with our landlord!

I don't remember much before they found me...apparently there was some kind of accident that I barely managed to live through...some explosion or whatever...it's all a blur! I DO remember my military training...but not much after that...no combat encounters...no missions...not even my unit, which, I guess,
is printed on my dog-tags that they were nice enough to remake (the toxic symbol's subtle...but a nice touch)!

But their "hospitality" only extends to a roof over my head and the clothing of my choice! Again my roommate Anne makes thing bearable around here! She doesn't treat me like s**t...in fact I think she looks to me like a big sister, either way we have each other's backs! But SERIOUSLY...they keep this up...and someone may "mysteriously" wind up with some food poisoning...for starters!!!

B-1-0-B..."B10b" ...REALLY?!?

Artwork: AwfulRabbit
Character belongs to Me

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