I'm not proud of this site but it's ok I think

1.What a cute ball.

2.Back off you red furry
abomination!

3....and pugnacious.

4.You don't know
who you are dealing with!

5.This is Northside, one of
my own countryballs, they
hang around sometimes but
they're not part of my world.
Don't pay attention to them and
we'd better get back to...

6.What are countryballs?

7.Definitely not
sports balls.
Try to kick me,
I'll kill you.

8.Countryballs are balls representing
the state, these represent my own countries.
I used to like them a lot, but today
I find them cringe-like and funny at best.

9.Look at yourself a green
freak with a red stripe on his face!
You remind me of the
countryball I don't respect.

10.You have no respect for anyone, Northside.
Do you know I should have locked you
in the basement for your
rudeness a long time ago?